
today somebody is getting married
its not me
in fact today probably lots of people are getting married
nobody is getting married
we are talking about mary
i gotta put my special wedding kit on (not tackle)
ponce around
stand there and try not to giggle
then make speeches and generally tell people what to do
im sure i will hate that...
in the meantime quaffing lots of yummy belgian beers
hoergarden, leffe and some some berry flavoured beer
phwoooooooooooooooooooooooooar
going to get all prettied up
suited and booted
shaven and err maven
then take the beavmobile to st kilda road
star in photos
sign a few autographs
fend off the mobbing ladies
with a big stick
then on with the show..
im a tad nervous
the whole public speaking thing
i know im pretty good at it
but i still feel a little nervy
no doubt i will be the beau of the balle
o qualche cazzata del genere...
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