bearded tosspots

what the fuck is with these 20 year old 'hipster' fuckwits with huge beards?

 not only do they look spectacularly moronic... but these wankers scream for attention and approval

oh look everybody, i'm an individual like everybody else!!

these imbeciles of the highest order are perhaps even more pathetic than the identikit yuppy pricks that infest the planet...
watch them cluster together like gormless conformist sheep (with extra twat beard)

upgray-duh

this blog is looking dated
it appears faded and foolish
it hasnt chased the new decades dragon
it suffers from the inbetween tween teen ween thang
the tides of ides
the daft of twaft
but
it is superfluidityluous
not at all like a paisley shirt from the 60's
the 1160's
that will come roaring back into fasc-un
but it has never been in fashion
is yet to screen its virtual calls
is yet to appoint a media moghul
to fend off the hordes
and the whoooooordes
especially the fend proof ones
is there a need to moof with the times?
to branch out
to special branch back in
now defunct
to dip its bloggular toe in populous oceans of fame?

noooo....
thats the joy of being truly irreverent
no
irrelevant

like a shadowy streak in your thunderpants
going backwards from nowhere
going nowhere from backwards
from her, to etertitnot...

www.limbeaver.blogspot.com
the blog for when the irrelevant isn't pointless enough

don't call him shirley

but do call him beavis...

pez-cado de abril?

pero no hay?!

por que no?

donde esta el pez de abril?

no se hace fiesta el primero de abril para nada?

aun esta en el mar?

quizas se queda en un red viejisimo en el profundo?

su falta es muy triste

es un perdida tremenda

todo el mundo civilizado (patent pending) lo celebra

pero la parte que habla castellano?

noooooo!

aqui en el pais hermoso de stronzolandia lo festejamos el primero de cada mes!

pero... ellos?

nooooo!

los pobrecitos quienentos miliones de personas heathens!

woolly butt-ox

yep
this is an artist's extreme rendition of a woolly rhino
he was way cool
he didnt get the luff and fame the woolly mammoth got
because although he was a huge fooker
he wasn't, well... mammoth
he did have a mammoth tusk though
much embiggeneder than that of the current lightweight and still not quite extinct african rhino
and dont even mention the dorset rhino
which gets its rhino period when the temperature goes over 17C
woolly rhino was also much more street than the mammoth
he was into the stooges and velvet underground
who werent given the acclaim they deserved back during the last ice age

at some point during the next few months i will finally be in a position to clone one
i shall call him Trevor