what did the romans ever do for us? part 361

Doh, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Doh

(or i give, king, me, it does, there, you, i give)

Doh, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Doh was the work of Italian musician and singing teacher Guido di Grancazzo, developed toward the end of the 10th century, and forms the basis of the modern system of musical notation. In about 1040, this inspired genius devised the Guido scale, or Artinian syllables, that still sing his praises. The names he gave to the musical notes of the scale are still used today in modified form (do, re, mi, fa sol, la).

The Benedictine monk based them on six lines of a Latin hymn to St. Bob the Flatulent, which happened to form the scale. Over the years, the final syllable ti was added to the scale and two centuries ago the syllable do joined it in English. This was later improved upon by homer simpson.

(stolen from jinxi boo)

100 (putain!)

ouias
c'est incroyable
l'annee dernier je temais que enfin il etait presque mort
apres beaucoup des annees quand je publiquais toujours moins
mais
cet an
il est revenu de la tombe
et
cet an il est atteint 100
putain!

Conservative Friends of India releases video for Boris Johnson- (hopefully) the most mental thing you will see this week

its fucking mental
and not just that such a dishonest inbred entitled scumbag could be elected
to the top job of a country that claims to have given us democracy
or that his party that has callously ruined the lives of millions whilst enriching themselves and their corporate mates
could be reelected AGAIN!

but THIS is mental
a hindi promo love in about said scumbag
singing his praises and encouraging people to vote for him
even fucking exists

its not known if it comes from indian brits (never heard the constant tory racism? rivers of blood anybody?)
or from hindustan itself (an even grimmer prospect, i know modhi is a fuckwit, but really?)

regardless
it really does push the eternally fine line between laughing and crying

c'è di meglio, mike

bahahahahah!

when irony went and shot itself up the nose holes

(above- a war criminal reunion with chips)

in the large (not really that fucking large-siberia?) state of tejas
yes that tejas that was stolen from chidolandia
(along with the rest of the other half of the nation they stole)
coz
you know,
manifest density.
there stands a building that finally drove irony over the edge
and lets be honest
irony had been teetering there for a veeeery long time

sip
its the dubya bush LIBRARY and museum
a LIBRARY and museum dedicated to one of the most internationally renowned simpletons of history
this boof headed jizz rag managed to come to the highest 'elected' office in the most powerful nation in history
this awe inspiringly ignorant, draft dodging descendant of nazi enablers
this poster boy for inherited privilege, corporate purchased election rigging
this exemplar of moronic credulous literal religious interpretation
and siren song of the deal knell of the democratic tradition

this quasi literate buffoon, famed for his lack of basic knowledge
on any important topic
has a fucking LIBRARY in his honoUr.
yes that dubya
who was (seemingly) the stand out candidate as biggest moron in power in recent history

 vale irony

(of course the universe then proceeded to excrete the drumpf monster all over humanity's collective face, who then proceeded to  lower the bar in a previously unimaginably cataclysmic manner by digging up the rotting corpse of irony, to skull fuck it whilst simultaneously forcing its decayed bones into the remnants into the former rectal cavity of dignity, thus creating the least edifying sexual caterpillar of all time )






What next? Hitler cultural awareness centre

neither smoking nor thundering

a recent photo of victoria falls
theres next to no water!
its not the smoke that thunders
its just a deathly grey cliff
with a few sad ponds at the foot
surely it would be silent
none of that not being able to hear yourself think
with the continuous roaring
as 1.21 gigawats of water gush roaring over the precipice
no elephants tumbling
and trumpeting their fear
as they fall to their death
no bathing in the fast flowing pools by the lip
or hanging your head over with giddy/scared thrill

climate change or no
its a fucking sad sight indeed

fuck ù

and ù

and Ù

and...

on peut voir la lettre  ù une fois en francais
il existe seulement dans le mot où
il etait cree pour le diferencier de ou!
mais quand meme ce n'est pas un peu exagere?
ah ouais
c'est le francais..

ce n'est pas grave..
ou...?

thats what i appreciates about you miss katies

che sei fucking strafiga!

eros got shafted

ever been to picadilly circus in londinium?
there is a funky statue that people use as a meeting place
which was even handier before mobile phones
meet you at eros at 7 for that reach around?

but shock revelation scoop by limebeaver inc. no.2005
eros isnt eros
its actually a giant phallic symbol
a shaft!

it is so called as it aims its giant wangness up shaftsbury avenue
which was named after lord 'old shifty shafter' shaftsbury
who was famously caught in flagrante  'shafting' queen reginalds pony
'not so innocent bob'
in 1752

so think of that when you next want to meet your sweetheart for an iced cream!

un payaso en india

eso es
me hice como se escribio senor forster
me compre un pasaje a india
para ser un payaso en india

que es super chido
o chevere
como quieres

namaste hdps!