cool shit i has looked at-buildings no.7

The Colosseum
Rome, Italy
What have the romans ever done for us?
It's brilliant right, it's just fucking staggering.  extra points because they used it to feed annoying twat christians to lions and other belve... what's not to love?

the dick is back, fuck you osstraya!

so its a done deal
osstrayas first female prime minister is gone
replaced by the last prime minister
a smug autocratic twat
from the same party
she got rid of that dick coz nobody could stand him
now the dick is back
brought back in desperation by their party
who looked like getting hammered at the upcoming election
by an opposition party
a party of cunts
lead by one of the biggest cunts this idiotic country has produced
with no policies at all
bereft of ideas
bereft of morals
bereft of humanity
apart from the usual right wing shit
shrieking hysterically about asylum speaker, unemployed etc
and just saying no nonnonononnoo to everything!
but
despite this scum being almost universally loathed
the cunt party and their cunt leader were going to shit it in
and why might that be?
well its all about dicks and cunts
because lame-o backwards redneck osstraya couldn't deal with a woman being boss
it threatened too many people
because osstraya is a nation of troglodytes
big macho blokes didn't wanna be told what to do by a chick
poor big macho blokes
they didn't dislike her policies
they didn't like her gender
she was hammered mercilessly from day one
for the crime of not being a bloke
by the murdochracy
by the moronic shock jocks
by the opposition cunt party
they belittled her
and used pathetic hate speech
they joked about her body
about her hair
shit that would never happen if she was a bloke
fucking disgusting
fucking sickening
fucking Neanderthal misogynist, racist, moronic country
fuck you osstraya!

super moooooon?

the whole media nonsense machine has been rather busy crapping on of late about lunar thrillages.
there was to be a 'super moon'
foolishly I took that to be a moon with its underpants on the outside.
wrong!
it didn't leap small trains with a stone in its shoe or whatever
look
up there
in the sky
is it a speckled lavatory dwelling pigeon?
is it that paper plane Gronnington Snottersly made in grade 2?
nooo... it's 'Super Moon'!
the greatest buttockish spectacle to flash the planet erff
ever!

cool shit i has looked at- buildings no.6

Taipei 101, Xinyi District, Taipei City, Taiwan
it's farking huge innit? 509 metres
it was the worlds tallest building for quite a bit and has a bonkers view from the observation deck.

map conditioning no.1-liguria

the weather on the tv makes an impression on our heads, arghghghhghg!
here's the banana that one cannot forget..

H.O.R.S.E

I played horse once
nothing to do with drugs
nothing to do with any Englishman you may or may not have met
I guess you could describe it has a kind of horseplay?
playing horse?
twas before the world ended
in distant societal universe
in another millenium
1999
University of Saint Diego
USD USD USD!
in godblessamerica inc.
I played the horse
which is not like playing the goat
or the ass
I played it with a boy
and with a girl
I played it with a ball
I played it on the set of Heathers
I was shit
tanto per cambiare....
I lost
badly
but I did shout a lot
and rudely make fun of my hosts
but
how could you not!?!

and ive never been back to the horse since (or sense)

guide to the mysterious universe of astrology

yes, it's all fucking bullshit!

 

 

 

yo soy un idiota-maduro

las cosas en Venezuela van siempre mas ridicolos.  El 'presidente' Maduro (despues de las elecciones muy sosphechosas), o chavez junior dijo adelante de las telecameras nacionales que el difunto ex presidente de venezuela, hugo fuckface chavez ha communicado con el el con las silbidas en la forma de un pajarito
a veces la pajaros hablan conmigo tambien, pero solamente despues de tomar unas drogas fuertisimas...
fucking cretino!.