Monday, November 19, 2012
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Saturday, November 17, 2012
for betta o worse
'fidel is like a big brother to the cubans' she said
'spanish is my first language' she said
she said so much crap
when there was no need
she had a girl called Troy
she had a man called Fabbo
he claimed to be a great skater
he claimed to have come from key land
he claimed to know the people behind bastard
he thought he was pretty damn great
she certainly agreed with him
their tiny kitchen's only natural light from was from the central light well
which was shit
they had smashed down two walls
at least to waist height
they had a tiny black tv
with a built in vcr
they had killing zoe on tape
their sojourn had a lovely big window
with huge white curtains that lit up in the sun and flowed in the breeze
she worked in a hopital
not a medical boney in her m
he probably worked in a bank
smash the state man
she wasn't stupid
but she sure didn't act very smart
she meant well
he meant well
he had an entire book in photocopy form
and a political bent
she had one too
but it was his
'spanish is my first language' she said
she said so much crap
when there was no need
she had a girl called Troy
she had a man called Fabbo
he claimed to be a great skater
he claimed to have come from key land
he claimed to know the people behind bastard
he thought he was pretty damn great
she certainly agreed with him
their tiny kitchen's only natural light from was from the central light well
which was shit
they had smashed down two walls
at least to waist height
they had a tiny black tv
with a built in vcr
they had killing zoe on tape
their sojourn had a lovely big window
with huge white curtains that lit up in the sun and flowed in the breeze
she worked in a hopital
not a medical boney in her m
he probably worked in a bank
smash the state man
she wasn't stupid
but she sure didn't act very smart
she meant well
he meant well
he had an entire book in photocopy form
and a political bent
she had one too
but it was his
Friday, November 16, 2012
the news tonight is just...
the US says well done for killing them
hamas promises big war... evil fuckers for being angry about being royally rogered by an entire planet!
their religious shit is pretty damn fucked tho
egypt says israel are pricks, at last some fuckers are standing up to them!
another faceless prick takes over the role of china head despot..
US general patreaus sacked coz of shagging a chick, and thats a first for anybody in a position of power in gringolandia!
spanish, portuguese, italians and greeks peoples come out in massive numbers and protest hugely at being fucked by their governments in the name of racketeering banks
burma still-not-yet leader, super cool ang sung etc goes to india to trot out platitudes
argentinian navy ship detained in ghana coz they owe money to cayman island banks! poor ickle banks with mo money!
obama craps on about deficit, a measly $1.5 trillion ... trifling!
romney says more racist shit about black people and hispanics who were naughty not voting for his rightwing lunacy
and to finish it off, a woman in ireland dies because she couldn't get an abortion in ireland because it's a catholic country..
so the world is just peachy innit?
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
face off? no, it's beard off...
this semi-competent acting doofus and his completely, totally and utterly incompetent beard...
Sunday, November 11, 2012
how much can a... errr... water... bear?
a helluva lot!
this fucker that looks like it was made by a deranged kid with a vacuum cleaner bag and a large packet of smack is completely serial.
and they are tough mofos too
as my good mate Bob Wikipedia tells it:
"Tardigrades are able to survive in extreme environments that would kill almost any other animal. Some can survive temperatures of close to absolute zero, or 0 Kelvin (−273 °C (−459 °F)),[8] temperatures as high as 151 °C (304 °F), 1,000 times more radiation than other animals,[9] and almost a decade without water.[10] Since 2007, tardigrades have also returned alive from studies in which they have been exposed to the vacuum of space for a few days in low Earth orbit.[11][12] Tardigrades are the first known animal to survive in space."
Friday, November 09, 2012
Britain is bad mmmkay?
poster from vichy france showing how big bad britain is trying to rule africa etc and being stopped by heroic fascists!
Thursday, November 08, 2012
Wednesday, November 07, 2012
Endless Street (with apple logies to Iggy)
Oh baby, what a place to be
In the Endless Street Doctors' Surgery
Where can my local GP be?
I wanna jump onto Endless Street
Oh, oh Endless Street
Oh, oh Endless Street
I wanna jump onto Endless Street
Let the bus run over me
Above us is a cloudy sky
Full of chavs and liquors
A pished girl, a wankered guy
These nobs can't get much thicker
Oh, oh Endless Street
Oh, oh Endless Street
Oh, oh Endless Street
Let the cars run over me
And when you're tight for muffin
Gotta get to Endless Life Cafe
But your model plane is just no damn good
Just another trip to Endless Models, hey?
You better go to Castle Cameras, buddy
I really think,
You better go to Salisbury Bus Station, buddy
You better go to the Salisbury Arms, buddy
Endless Street
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In the Endless Street Doctors' Surgery
Where can my local GP be?
I wanna jump onto Endless Street
Oh, oh Endless Street
Oh, oh Endless Street
I wanna jump onto Endless Street
Let the bus run over me
Above us is a cloudy sky
Full of chavs and liquors
A pished girl, a wankered guy
These nobs can't get much thicker
Oh, oh Endless Street
Oh, oh Endless Street
Oh, oh Endless Street
Let the cars run over me
And when you're tight for muffin
Gotta get to Endless Life Cafe
But your model plane is just no damn good
Just another trip to Endless Models, hey?
You better go to Castle Cameras, buddy
I really think,
You better go to Salisbury Bus Station, buddy
You better go to the Salisbury Arms, buddy
Endless Street
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Monday, November 05, 2012
Sunday, November 04, 2012
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