worst mr men character ever

watch out!

mr ebola is about!

To Live (有時讓其死去)

ever wondered how life was for normal people in china in the second half of the 20th century?

then watch this fab film!

it includes-

civil war lunacy

limps

being cold

tumultuous societal upheaval

chairman mao type get ups by the truckload

chopsticks

zero western 'saviour' types

small town politics gone mental communist dogma style

great leaps

yfel ræfn−an ne forcýðan!

 

ye olde gaheth!

pax romain?

all round hunk and kick arse fitballer

Olivier Giroud 

v

the other one

Romain Giroud

commentaire de l'année?

jean-jacques francois jacques jean

 

aka jj frankie jj de shoresy

le nom francais le plus canon de tous le temps?

yucky soba!

 

the experts warned us not do it

they spelled out all the risks

of our dna's tendency to mutate

they cautioned of the fabled evil spaghetti monsters of yore

the compromised politicians equivocated

as big noodle undermined the science

yet humankind is heedless and dissolute

and inevitably

someone

somewhere

(possibly in the summertime)

eventually surrendered to wheaty temptation

and shagged a packet of ramen

oh the fidelity!

έχουν ένα σημείο εκεί!

these greek newspaper peoples 

dont seem too pleased with sunaks prevarication

about the rightful return of the Γλυπτά του Παρθενώνα

from the twitish museum

aka imperial kleptocrats playpen

aka historical theft-based meme generation phenomenon

Threads - its the feel good hit of the (nuclear) winter!

it was really was grim up north...

(and everyfuckingwhere else)

upside down beer drinker

fascinating bloke that

full of riveting tales

useful life lessons

and witty banter

BELCH!

tanti ragazzi, una coppa di merda 28

 

the COP 28 (Cuntiness Of Parasites) is being held in the UAE (Unending Arab Emptiness) 

a country that is filthy rich from selling shit to burn

in a region that owes its entire wealth to selling shit to burn

what could possibly go wrong?

with the host country's grand fromage

and event host

sultan scrotey al arseface

being able to straight-facedly claiming that

 there is “no science” indicating that a phase-out of fossil fuels is needed to restrict global heating

 without shitting his galabeya into low earth orbit from suppressed laughter

business as per fucking usual allora...

il mare crudele - la luna di miele e finita (almeno per me)

non sarà mai più così...

mi dispiace tex e ragazzi

non ce lo potevo fare

ad assistere al concerto per il (fucking!) 30esimo anniversario

ci ho voluto tanto

infatto ne ho pagato abbastanza

ma non doveva esserci

oh, non è più divertente

non so cosa dire...

stunningly salacious EURO 2024 draaaoooooh si!

(with supplementalary sibilant syllabary) 

seen at the recent selection for euro 24 soccer shindig

the smug supercilious self saluting scumbags

of UEFA (Utterly Egregiously Fucking Avaricious) 

had to suffer a saucy soundtracking scenario

suca!