thank fuck thats over

 

somebody has been twatting on my remote peninsula...

for thirteen years a fucking tool spent each summer camping in the wilds of russkaya amyerika

he took loads of beautiful footage of big bad brown grizzly bears

often alarmingly closely

doing their wild things

fishing, playing, fighting and generally being bad arsed bears

until eventually

being an utter buffoon

and believing that they were his fuzzy maties

despite banging on repeatedly about how dangerous they were

one of them eventually got sick of his extremely try hard attenbrough shit

saw him and his girlfriend

decided that they would taste just right

and ate them all up.

beavis and butthead do no.7 - archers of loaf

with a chicken?

bah buttplug

feliz saturnalia hdps

 

au tlein inik amo?

hay una vieja castaña canosa

que dice que

en america antigua no tenien las ruedas

pero no es verdad!

y la prueba esta alla! ^^^

los mexicas tenian juguetes con ruedas

pero parece que nunca se les occurio usarlas por cosas utiles

como carros

¿qué coño?

words of the executioner

edification

epistemology

concatenation

ineffable

psychopomp

shut up, cricks on the radio again

 

with absofuckinglutely nothing else to do

im going to vaguely make an effort to follow the crick again

it happens every now and again

come sweaty southern summer time

its usually in an eighth arsed kind of way

most years its just a slight noticing of results

and by the time i got around to making a clickworthy effort

the only version that hasnt been utterly trashed was over

as a junior beaver©

i was quite the fan of the crick

watched it on the telly for hours on end

mostly bored out of tiny brain

marvelled at the effortless cool brilliance of viv and co

agonised over defeats to perfidious albion

i played it at home 

in the hall 

or in the yard

loved my kit of gloves, pads and bocs

even went to games

with dear old nonno and his uova scozzesi

then with friends

a heaving G was always a good day out with mates

but the purile idiocy of commercial tv has long made in unwatchable

not to mention all the mindless wank 

of dancing girls and oily soaked chicken

plus the plastic gimmickry and commentators who put the boof

into utter imbecilic boofhead blokery

put me right off

at least dear old nonnos tip of muting the telly

and listening on aunty

set me up

ive long since stopped bothering with the screeching commerciality of msm telly

even on mute

whatever those fuckwits are pedalling

in the crudest of manner

is something i want nothing to do with

but an afternoon of clicking into the red crystal setter

to hear the gentle murmur of the crowd

the occasional yelps from the players

and the unpretentious chatter of the aunty's commentators

is a most relaxing soporific

whats more

i now have a connexion and real love of hindustanilandia

and found it a great way to bond with the man on the street/train/taxi/restaurant/fucking everywhere...

'oh you are from there? what do you think about (insert obscure player)?

whose encyclodpaedic knowledge 

soon showed up my shallow and dated offerings

haan!

Prisencolinensinainciusol

nei primi anni settanta

adriano celentano, il mito della musica italiana aveva un idea

dopo avere osservato che gli italiani giovani erano ossessionati dalla musica americana

e' rimasto convinto che gli piacerebbe qualsiasi canzone 

se il testo fosse in inglese americano

cosi in 1972 ha registrato un brano pieno di testi che sembravano inglese

pero erano un nonsenso intero

e l'ha publicato in europa

ed aveva ragione!

la canzone e' arrivato nei top 10 di 4 paesi europei

incluso a no.4 in italia.

(ovviamente il suo progetto e stato aiutato da un ritmo pazzesco e la sua danza eccezionale!) 

do you bouba?

 

The bouba/kiki effect involves mapping between speech sounds and the visual shape of objects. This effect was first observed in 1929. In psychological experiments first conducted on the island of Tenerife (joder), Köhler showed forms similar to those shown above and asked participants which shape was called "takete" and which was called "baluba". Köhler observed that there was a strong preference to pair the jagged shape with "takete" and the rounded shape with "baluba".

In 2001, Köhler's experiment was repeated using the words "kiki" and "bouba" and asking gringo college undergraduates and Tamil speakers in India "Which of these shapes is bouba and which is kiki?" In both groups, 95% to 98% selected the curvy shape as "bouba" and the jagged one as "kiki", suggesting that the human brain somehow attaches abstract meanings to the shapes and sounds in a consistent way.

so there.

gwyr - castell Llanarthbodu a tri clogwyni

just outside of abertawe

is the penhryn gwyr

one of my favourite places on earth

its not the wildest

or most dramatic nature you can find

in less densely inhabited areas

but its chilly waves 

crashing onto rocky cliffs and lapping sandy beaches

with spectacular castle ruins

(bloody saesnegs!)

make it indeed an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty

diolch cymru!

paris 2024 sera olympic boogaloo

 

va aux

pour la ennieme fois

les jeux olimpiques font les ridicules

ils ont annonce que breakdance

fera partie des jeux de 2024 a paris

zut!

si vous croyiez que l'introduction de mountain biking

etait une betise pour l'excellence

donc

pensez vous au nouveau!

il y auront des 'athletes'

qui dancent sur leur tetes

aux prochaines jeux

a la ville lumiere...

They're looking for Jesus, They're looking for more

mental mental chicken rental

coulda, shoulda, woulda no. 3 - Great Zimbabwe

how often do you get to zimbabwe?

not a lot

probably about none

thats how many times youve got to zimbabwe

i did hang out there once

its a staggeringly beautiful country

although desperately poor of late

with plenty of ancient history

but we dont hear about it coz

you know

toss toss

white people invented culture and civilisation

prestor john etc

i was too lazy to read up on it all

busy bricking it about doing a bungy jump

the monumentalist site is great zimbabwe

which i only discovered in a documentary many years later

Beavis & Butthead do no.6- poison

this is so horrible i cant even begin to talk about how much this sucks

words from the front

apocryphal

obsequious

risible

solipsism

grandiloquent