definitely in my top 10 of all time
it just had all the buttons lined up in row
then smashed the living fuckery out them with a traction engine arsed hammer
all the characters were just shits
and their innate shittery just brought them undone
again and again
john cusack was such a weaselly little turd
cameron diaz was not at all rica
the hot chick at work was outrageously sexy and amoral
and jm allowed himself to look like a right prat
and to just be a vassal!
(how lacking in ego must he be to allow that shit)
its smart
fantastical
funny
sexy
bizarre
profound
and
wrong
with all due respect to gavin and stacy
although billericay dicky's hair can fuck off
and big respect to roooooth
and none to that smug fat twat
but its not really an island is it?
its not even an approximation
even after 17 pints of brains
and some nose powder in the lavvy
of the prince of darkness
so the ancient egyptians didnt just build pyramidial based theme parks in the desert
they didnt just pull your brain out through for nose with a crochet hook
they didnt just hang out with cats and go, 'ooh micio micino micetto'
they didnt just marry their baby brothers and bring forth a dynasty of blokes with suspiciously child bearing hips
they didnt just hang out with animal headed GODS
they also did the counting thing in a predictably pictographic stylish as fuck manner...
the highlights:
1000 = an electric guitar impaling pacman
10000 = ET's finger (who built the pyramids etc?!)
100000 = toad of toad hall
and winner is....
ONE miiiillion = a bloke gesticulating 'thats a fucking fuck ton, that is'
mentre on parle de l'afrique, la guerre, l'avarice et les mineraux rares...
en la C.A.R
un des pays plus pauvres du monde
ou il y a toujours une guerre
ou les gents n'ont pas assez de manger
ou la mortalite enfantil est entre les plus haute du monde
et
ou il y a une grande richesse des minerales rares
quelle grande surprise!
donc
il y a eu beaucoup de pays riches avec les mains dedans
mais le pays plus recente d'en faire les nouvelles
c'est la russie!
wooohoo!
ouais!
la russie!
tout le monde sait de la democratie russe
de un monsieur put(a)ain
ouais, celui!
le sen-sai de judo
le lutteur des ours
le cavalier des unicornes
l'inventeur de la russie moderne!
(et super grande fils de pute)
et combien lui croit dans les droits humaines!
mais quand meme
dans un periode quand il y a beaucoup des journalistes ont etes asassines
(un motif vachement inconnu en russie!)
on trouve un video en francais
sur comme la grande russie se trouve la bas
pour defendre le peuple CAR
de les hyenes internationaux!
ils sont les bendits
ils ont de la chance!
conspiracy theory
timothy leary!
did the euro-gringo empire kill the leader of the UN to keep their mitts on precious congo ores?
were they also in bed with white racist apart-height nutters to kill black africans with aids injections?
sounds daft?
maybe it is!
watch this feckin fillum
for plausible white suited carry on (uppish the congo)!
Igor et Grichka Bogdanoff sont des
frères jumeaux français fous, animateurs et producteurs de télévision et
essayistes, s'étant illustrés, depuis les années 1970 dans les domaines
de la vulgarisation scientifique, de la cosmologie et de la
science-fiction.(wiki)
ils etaient des 'heart throbs', maintenant il sont seulement des monstres
et ce n'est pas une blague!
putain!
peut-etre carl sagan etait chanceux de mourir jeune..
Francesco Redi was an Italian
physician, naturalist, biologist, poet and rent boy. He is referred to as the
"founder of experimental biology", as the "father of modern
parasitology" and "wig wearing mentalist". He was the first person to challenge the theory of
spontaneous generation by demonstrating that maggots come from eggs of
flies and that half a line of go faster powder makes you most clevererer.
before he showed up with his classic 'do, people believed that maggots came about by spontaneous generation. ie. they just showed up after a few beers when the corpse was rotten enuff. FR quote "before my jar based shenanigans, people were just credulous fools, and btw, check out my fucking huuuge hair"
Martin Scorsese says Marvel movies are 'not cinema'
The director says he has tried and failed to watch the new brand of superhero films, which he likens to theme parks
Martin Scorsese,
one of cinema’s most venerated current directors, has decried superhero
movies – the dominant force in today’s industry. The director of films
such as Taxi Driver, Raging Bull and Goodfellas told Empire magazine
that his attempts to get up to speed with contemporary superhero films
had failed.
“I tried, you know?” the director said when asked if he had seen Marvel’s movies. “But that’s not cinema.”
He continued: “Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well
made as they are, with actors doing the best they can under the
circumstances, is theme parks. It isn’t the cinema of human beings
trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human
being.”
Earlier this year, Avengers: Endgame became the highest grossing film in history after topping $2.8bn at the global box office
(fifth highest after adjusting for inflation). Eight other titles from
the same studio feature in the Top 30 (when factored without inflation).
did kim jong il see team america?
all media stuff points out that he was a huuuuge hollywood fan
he had his own cinema and couldnt get enough of their garbage
so there must have been a good chance he saw it
especially as he was a vainglorious bunghole
surely his little mass murdering tyrant brainhole would have exploded
they treated him with such utter and deserved contempt
or even better
imagine if he had heard about it and demanded his lackeys get it for him
then some poor translator citoyen would have had to decide
how to translate it!
should he do a faithful translation
and have his whole family blasted to mars on a nuclear warhead?
or
should he have nicied it up
and been caught out and then had his whole family blasted to mars on a nuclear warhead?
