Monday, January 27, 2025

how about chevy?



 

chevy chase is a town in maryland, usa

BUT...

the actor was given his nickname from a medieval english ballad





"I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses."


Thursday, January 23, 2025

who ate all the pies?




 or more precisely who is going eat the last one in nuttingham?



Sunday, January 19, 2025

kneecap, fuck na póilíní!





kneecap are wicked
sticking up the digits to the remnants of the dastardly british empire
and the ultra retrasados of the dup and their ilk
fighting against the systems ongoin antagonism and indifference
to maintain their language and culture



and the movie is a damn good craic!


Éire saor!




Friday, January 17, 2025

Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine


... is the longest word in turkish




bosh!


'as if you were one of those whom we might not be able to render unsuccessful'



Wednesday, January 15, 2025

all aboard the seizureship!




v





theres something inordinately pleasing
seeing the same piece of wordplay used in unrelated places
(especially if its puerile)



Sunday, January 12, 2025

word of the week - apocope



 

Apocope is the omission of one or more letters, sounds, or syllables from the end of a word


imaginez ça!


Sunday, January 05, 2025

Exclusive safety hotline for CEOs...




funded by taxpayer dollars

when normal piss taking isnt enough for obscenely rich planet rapists
these filth are working on a dyson sphere sized urine extraction machine




Friday, January 03, 2025

You Do Something To Me




paul weller (né welder) is undoubtedly a leg-end
punk (and post) era heft with the jam
80s pop stardom with the style council
90s mainstream rebirth onwards as the 'modfather'
a solo elder statesman (with your grandmothers hair)


i would love to love pauls work
but it has never really grabbed me
in any of his meatifications
but this is a truly lovely tune
it does something to me



p.s ddrwg gennyf sue a rob



Wednesday, January 01, 2025

ve bitti!





güle güle kedi stili 2024...