when laser gets in your eyes...

 

no

mo salah wasnt transmogrifying into a super funky space alien before his decisive penalty in the world cup qualifier playoff between senegal and egypt

he was being pointed at by "lasers"

by unethical scumbags in the crowd

and

he missed the penalty

and

senegal are going to the finals in catarrh (Human Rights R Us (patent pending))

and

egypt arent

of course its hardly new that locals perform acts of outstanding shithousery towards visiting teams for important games

looking at you mi queridos latamos

and

it probably didnt cause him to miss

BUT 

its disgraceful and unsporting 

so

fucking stop it you gran hijos de putas varias!

vlads gigantic table

 

whats up vladster, worried someone might put something in your tea?

still, a good name that for a quirky band... vlads gigantic table

beavis and butthead do. no 21- Sonic Youth

umm is this romper room?

La Casa De Papel o la tristeza cuando se acaba una serie chida

se acabo

vi el ultimo episodio

buuu!

con todos sus cago en etc etc

mil leches

y hostias

y thhththhthts varios

y las wapas con cortes ridiculos

buuu!

mina ma non sola - molte parole

 

racefugism

ma mims come avresti potuto?

molti anni fa

quando abitavo nella terra dei draghi

avevo un lavoro di merda

in un maledetto call centre

ma ero fortunato perche lavoravo con la gente geniale

e una delle persone simpatiche era mims

era inglesa e studiavo all'universita di dragolandia

era una tipa divertente

con tanto trucco e i capelli tinti biondi

faceva anche la dj sulla radio locale e dei locali

diceva frasi divertenti come

the blobs, swadder e take a slash

ma adesso fa qualcosa davvero diversa

e un deputato per il partito conservatore britannico

non dico che fa le cose cattive ni che sia una persona cattiva

pero

avere un ruolo significativo in un partito cosi corrotto ed incompetente

cosi immerso nel egoismo dei ricchi e le corporazioni giganti

nella indifferenza ai poveri, i vulnerabile e i malatti

e cha ha inflitto il disastro del brexit

e' molto difficile da capire...

gits and shiggles

one really has to admire the gringolandia immigration lot

not only are their front line staff obnoxious buttholes

but also

they sure know how to ask the obvious...

you have to wonder how many people have just fessed up when filling in the forms...

5a. espionage? of bloody course i am

b. government overthrow?- only on wednesdays around brunch time

c. industrial espionage?- cant get enough of it!

6. communist? - my middle name is trotsky

7. nazi? - best ask my uncle adolf

8. deported? - just back from camp x ray! (do black sites count?)

9. fraudulent travel documents?- my other, Russian passport would have all the details, or is it my afghani one? its so hard to keep track!

10. draft dodging? - is nam over yet?

putin his place

GIC giving the shithead an outstanding 'greasy'

a couple of GICs (gringo in chief) ago

there was a GIC who (shockingly) wasnt a total cunt

sure he was a big fan of killing people by video game

and he didnt/couldnt fix a lot of awful shit wrong with gringolandia

but he wasnt a total cunt

anyrue

he famously was good with people

including with the long time shithead murderous tyrant of mother russia

(dominion!)

in this video he describes mother russia has a 'regional power'

which was kinda correct

but more importantly was a truly epic put down

to said shithead 

who believes russia is/was/will always be

a wooooorld power!

and to make MMRGA!

hilarious and hopefully a harbinger

mr wannabe big man about town is currently invading a sovereign nation

(us/nato cupidity and chicanery aside)

causing suffering and death aplenty

hes well known for his comic attempts to show off his farcical macho stylings

by posing topless aback horses, flying with geese

and being generally trying to cultivate a tough man image

to hide his pathetic small man shouting at international irrelevance clouds

hopefully his latest act of international cuntery (see chechnya, syria, georgia, ukraine 1)

sees him similarly fall flat on his smug plastic smirking faccia di merda

вільна україна!

beavis and butthead do-no. 20 juliana hatfield

dammit butthead why do you always have to tear down everything good in my life?!