Friday, October 30, 2020

bahumbugoween




the modern capitalistic corporate fuckery that is known as halloween 
is being force fed to us again
like the unthinking oie drones we are
 like a nasty weeping rash on your fistula
and of course
its a load of avaricious wank


like all things peddled to us consumers by our crassest of gringo overlords
it is utterly context free and meaningless
just like their fellow annual corporate 'events'
easter/xmas/valentines/mother and fathers days/etc
it forever encroaches further into our calendars
youve only just silenced little cazzolino and philobertas latest nagfest
from the last socially obligatory spending orgy
and the next scheduled retail 'celebration' 
is being rammed down your gola with all the subtlety
of a whooping heavily armed posse of smack addled poachers
chopping up the last northern white rhino
for the benefit of a few chinese billionaires with erectile dysfunction


whats more
like most of the above mentioned venal extravaganzas
halloween has ancient 'pagan' roots
that were then hijacked and repainted to suit the new christian overlords
most likely it was hijacked from the celtic cultures of the 'british' isles
where it was known as samhain/clan gaeaf 
amongst others
where it celebrated the age old agriculturally significant period
of the end of the harvest season
and the beginning of winter
with all the scary darkness, possible famine and wolves and fungus the bogeymen that it signified

the delusional invisible-best-mate christofools later stole this practical and significant event
and shat out all hallows/saints/santi
as yet another reminder that they control us through fear
from cradle to grave

which then begat the odious, capitalistic bankster slice of cuntery
with which we are annually commercially waterboarded 
as they too manipulate us
and exert control from cradle to grave



whos up for the traditional thanksgiving party in chad in 2027?


Wednesday, October 28, 2020

cause you cant, you wont and you dont stop


cant




wont


 

ornery




suzerainty




anocracy


Saturday, October 24, 2020

coulda woulda shoulda no.2 - Ercolano




sarei dovuto andare a ercolano
sono stato due volte a napoli
e non ho fatto tante cose turistiche
sapevo che pompei fosse troppo grande
e che non avrebbe voluto la pena provare a vederlo
ma come secchione della storia
sapeva anche dell'esistenza dell'ercolano
sapevo che fosse molto piu compatto
di piu avevo passata una fine settimana dai parenti di una amica
e il papa ci lavorava, in una posizione di alto rango!
ma non mi e nemmeno venuto in mente!
e vero che ero assai distratto
e sotto i soliti stress e complicazioni di viaggiare col salute di merda

ma
tutta quella bellezza storica
cosi vicina...




Thursday, October 22, 2020

el es plata bob

 



plata bob no sigue los influencers

plata bob tiene su propio estilo

y su estilo es toda plata bebe!

plata bob no desperdicia mucho dinero en ropa de moda

plata bob tiene sus bragas chidas

a plata bob no le importa hacer el loco con disenos retrogrados y ridiculos de lo pelo facial

plata bob tiene sus bigotes  old skool y digno de una estrella porno de los anos setenta


a plata bob no le importan una mierda de esas puterias

se como plata bob





Tuesday, October 20, 2020

beavis and butthead do no.4 yanni


check it out, shes leaving him because he sucks!

Sunday, October 18, 2020

words of expectation

 




(caius) fatuous



sesquipedalian




apotheosis




calque




synchronicity

Friday, October 16, 2020

cori cancha?

 




the sumptuous temple of coricancha
didnt have anything to do with running
or the second person interrogative regarding such
 it was originally called the intikancha 
named after inti
the sun god (baby)
who probably could run damn fast

it stood in the inca capital of cuzco
and was the the most important building in the entire puta inca empire
aaaand 
it was built with lashings of gold
gold plated walls
golden statuettes
even planted gold grains

aint no bling like an incan thing!

but
shock upon sorpresa
the spanish wanker brigade showed up and destroyed it
coz...kulcha
and built the santo domingo convent on top of it.
because as we know
utter destruction isnt enuff
tambien hay que construir encima algo dedicado a tu amigo imaginario 
to shovel the (in) salt
directemente dentro la herida abierta

Monday, October 12, 2020

Thursday, October 08, 2020

words of advice for young people...



agog



pulchritude




furphy




assuage




meretricious


Tuesday, October 06, 2020

happy happy with nicky wicky



well that was an experience...

its a quality film
with nicky wicky cagey wagey when he was way cool
and was in edgy, interesting films
as opposed to now
when hes in a torrent of putrid, sticky shite
elizabeth shue was outrageously sexy
it looked beautiful
and it had some clever dark snickers


i saw it with my mate at the moofies
at my old fave cinema in toon
we were both rather down in the dumps 
(underfuckingstatement alert)
coz wed both been dumped in the recent past
we had heard that it was a bit grim
but being the heedless yoof we were
we thought seeing it would be hilarious in a black humour kind of way

we were fucking well wrong!

Monday, October 05, 2020

staring at you staring at me



no undies here tho

Saturday, October 03, 2020

bahahahahahahaha...


 

ha!

Thursday, October 01, 2020

frank black spent six months in puerto rico on exchange


but failed to learn spanish 

elvis costello went to a madrassa in islamabad

but was a zoroastrian

ray davies ran a canoeing business in botswana

but couldnt swim

buddy holly was a professional spectacled bear wrestler in ecuador

but was allergic to ursine fur

jerry harrison sold handmade jewellery on corfu

but thought kalemera was a type of olive

kim gordon crossed the south atlantic in a balloon

but was afraid of heights

tom waits spent a financial quarter as a hermit on top of a pole in sudan

but kept yelling at stray dogs

karen o crossed the gobi desert barefoot

without once meeting a person called khan

jarvis cocker went looking for el dorado in the amazon

but only found el bronceado

peter buck descended to the bottom of the mariana trench in a bathyscaphe

but demanded it turn back half way because he forgot his water wings

mick ronson climbed the north face of mount everest

but still insisted that lhasa was a beverage

steve mack would rather sail the ocean

than make a big decision