bills sons pointy bits

there was car
there was bollocks
there was beer
there was tent
there was wombats
there was barbecues and belgians
there was beer and car and bollocks
and wombats
there was ducks and rosellas and flaming galahs
there was sun and there was shade
there was quiet
there was books
there was under the boardwalk
there was sun
there was a fantastic fox
there was snooze
there was fucking wombats
there was bad news
there was more bad news
there was unfunny man
there was a grey kangaroo called dude
there was beach and there was river
there was splash
there was fro
there was beer and there was barbecue
there was new beach and there was germans
there was chats
there was car

there was ouch...

fucking equal opportunity offender

white people-get fucked
brown people-fuck off
yellow people-fuck you
black people-fuck that
tall people-go fuck yourselves
short people-fuckfaces
average median heighters-fuckers
male people-fuckwits
female people-fuckheads
transgender people-really fucked up
skinny people-stupid fucks
fat people-fat fucks
normal stature people with no body image problems-fucking eejiots
hirsute people-hairy fuckers
baldy people-shiny fuckers
religious people-particularly stupid fuckheads
non-religious people-still pretty fucked
happy people-shut the fuck up
unhappy people-miserable fucks
medicated people-junkie fuckheads
stupid people-fucking fucked fuckheads
clever people-smart fucking-arses
people of average intelligence-boring MOR fucklegs
smug people-god i fucking hate you
insecure people-poor fuckers
arrogant people-fuck right off!
young people-i never did one damn good thing before i was over fucking thirty
old people-crusty fuckers
squared-glassed coffee sippers-fucking twats
soft drinking people-stomach fucked fuckers
water drinking people-soggy fucks
corrupt people-evil fucknobs
do-goody people-bland fucksticks
young liberals-fucking get fucked
young laborals-im fucking going
tasmanians-ive never met any

everyfuckingbody else; fucking fucking fuckity fuck fuck off!

OH,
AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

the weather is here, wish you were beautiful

these are OP's photos of the following things I might have or might not have seen: Squeakily Beach, A grey kangaroo not called Dude, some rosellas, not dave the duck, some galahs pre-flaming, tidal river with whale rock, stormin norman bay, storman normin bay and tidal river annnnnnnnddd evil wombats that break into your tent and eat your oats.

dates for the prom

12/03/10
13/03/10
14/03/10
15/03/10
16/03/10
17/03/10
18/03/10
19/03/10
20/03/10
21/03/10

coming soon: proms for the dates

where the wild things might be

this blog is going on holiday

its bad news for the myriad of murders out there

hanging on every bollocks

its going where the wild things might be

over the land

and over the sea (but not really)

in a vessel of sorts

not strictly nautical

and disembarking sort of on rocky shores

or at least nearby

there might be wild things there

vombati and canguri etc

jumping about breaking stuff and having tanties

some sulking and hairy

some cranky and bouncy

with extra undertones of love and relationships

or just eating stuff

will they want to eat us?

where

I

I will be king

and you

you will be queen

though nothing

will drive them away

but will it learn something?

let's go round there...

no really, let's...

rose coloured windscreen?

the world according to GDP
check out japan, the fat bastards!
click to embiggen
then go to www.worldmapper.org for more cool stuff
mmkay?

biggest hypocrites in the world do something hypocritical!

Gay prostitution scandal rocks Pope Benedict

"Pope Paedophile the 258th- "i will have.... ummm it's too hard! ...all of them!"

A St Peter’s Basilica chorister has been caught allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a Gentleman of His Holiness

By Rachel Helyer Donaldson

LAST UPDATED 11:16 AM, MARCH 5, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI is embroiled in a deeply embarrassing scandal after it emerged that a senior member of his household has been implicated in a gay prostitution ring, along with a St Peter's Basilica chorister.

The latest sexual scandal to rock the Vatican came to light yesterday when it was revealed that the chorister, 29-year-old Thomas Chinedu Ehiem, had been sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.

Angelo Balducci, a Gentleman of His Holiness who serves in the Vatican's Apostolic Palace, had negotiated with Ehiem, a Nigerian-born Vatican chorister, over the specific physical attributes of the men he wanted brought to him.

The details of how Balducci and Ehiem were caught out reads like a storyline from cult US crime drama The Wire, after police wiretaps captured the pair's incriminating conversations.

Balducci, who is also a senior Italian government official, had originally been under investigation for corruption. The wiretaps were set up as part of a police probe into the awarding of contracts to build public works. Balducci was arrested on corruption charges on February 10 - the allegations of prostitution emerged only later.

The transcripts suggest that over a period of around five months in 2008, Ehiem procured for Balducci at least 10 male prostitutes. They included "two black Cuban boys", a former male model from Naples and a rugby player from Rome.

The wiretaps also showed that at least one of the men was a seminarian, studying to join the priesthood. In one transcript, recorded in January, Balducci is quoted as asking Ehiem: "At what time does he have to return to the seminary?"

It is by no means the first time the Roman Catholic Church has been tainted by a sex scandal. In recent years several paedophilia scandals have thrown light on the abuse of children by priests in Ireland, Germany and the United States over decades. And in 2007 the Vatican suspended a senior official who was filmed apparently propositioning a young man in his office.

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/60538,news-comment,news-politics,gay-prostitution-scandal-rocks-pope-benedict-vxi-vatican-balducci


Har Har!!! all we need now is a a bit of localised pestilence in rome to wipe the fuckers out!

nananananana goatfleet

you live, you die
thats a very brave thing you did
you dont watch a whole lotta news...
i want you to keep this quiet
i said it couldnt hurt your chances
hey man, that aint right!
tonight you are all going to be part of a special experiment
you made it, im so thrilled
maybe we could share one
until their spirit breaks completely
all it takes is just a little push
its about whats fair
people will lose hope
because thats what needs to happen
sometimes people need to have their faith rewarded
OR
something about public transport...

it's marzo, mars and marzo again...

some notable people that were born in march:
Nik Kershaw
Glen Miller
My brother George
Lou Reed
Mikhail Gorbachev
Dr. Seuss
schnaabag extraordinaire Michelle
Antonio Vivaldi
Michelangelo buonarotti
Rick Mayall
Ivan Lendl
budding rockstar Chris 8ton
Yuri Gagarin
Amerigo Vespucci
Osama Bin Liner
Douglas Adams
Sara on the yonder Riva
Jack Kerouac
Albert Einstein
Bernardo Bertolucci
Rudolf Nureyev
La Jota
Ronaldhino
Gary Oldman
Marcel Marceau
Joan Crawford
Harry Houdini
Aretha Franklin
Leonard Nimoy
Johann Sebastian Bach
Rolf Harris
Kenneth Thornham Chatley
Vincent Van Gogh
Rene Descartes
who ever heard of a.....