badda badda boom went the mikey

it turned out that i was so nervous/excitable/alive that i got spots
i simply have never heard of that happening
i mean
sure
it happened to jehovis
but she is jehovis
and i am not
took the teddanssonvismobile to the hotel
where the boys were in the boys room
and the girls were in the girls room
sniffing pavement
johnny's on the drumkit?
all dressed up
i was the only one
the lights, camera, action crew showed up
documenting everybloodything
daves stripy smalls
blokes putting on ties
all jazz
then there was a bit more photo shoot
but madonna was stoned
on the way the worlds most redundant limo trip
it was at least ... well... 400 metres
then we hung out the front
what for im not exactly sure
more photos then inside to wait
and wait
and wait a bit more
the hall filled slowly
and then we took our places in the line
and stood for ever
while the wedding song played
everybody looked expectantly at the dooooooh
nothing
it played again finally something happened
girls of various varieties goose stepped through
my back hurt
the lady in question
or the questionable lady showed
lots of oooh and aaahhhs
looking fantasticus
and the real business started
connor moo dropped the ring, twice
and lots of we love you
you love we
i love thee business went on
i wondered if it were possible to have a back attack
sweating and whispering
a dodgy audience member said that all the other waiters looked sombre or smiley
whilst i was fidgety and chatty
sounds about right
finally it was over
and we all walked out again
at least around the corner
only to come back in
im not sure how that worked...
a few more photos
and bokko, the bar was open
got a neckin the hooooooooergaaaaaaaaaaaaarden
slightly bland hoooooeeergarden...
hmm strange
then it was speechy time
the microfone sucked
i did my best
dont know how pished it all sounded
im sure its well documented
it failed and floundered as the speechy bits went on
i did a bit of that too
just not as good at projected voice as some
connor kept kicking me on the legs
ickle bugger
the vibe was gude tho
and then it was drinkie time
the bar took a real belting
as did my rubbish spanish to the columbian waity people
a bit of a blur after that
lots of rushing about getting more and more beer in
getting more visits to the toilet in
getting more fags in
speaking to him and her
at some point the cake was cut
and beavis got incoherent
jehovis spoke rubbish
somebody tied me up with balloons
which unfortunately ran off my earrings
which at the end of the night really bummed me out
then we all went off to find more booze
bars were closed and i was thinking foolhardy things
up to the room
when i finally had enuff
tried to make teddansonvis leave
but he couldnt possibly make a decision
finally we scarpered
the wedding was over
they were married
but nobody was talking about mary
in the end
whats the difference though?
boh