word of the weak - pecksniffian

 

definition - hypocritically and unctuously affecting benevolence or high moral principles

limebeavers language in use time (LLIUT) -

cut the shit, you pecksniffian cunt!

ever feel like you just dont fit in?

 

andre the giant flying japanese airlines...

croony croony, thunder thunder

richard hawley perfectly mixes his sweet sweet voice with HUUUGE guitars.

this gent and his output is pure class. 

if i were from sheffield, i'd build some kind of shrine. (no candles)

2001 (posts) - a bullshit odyssey

in a whirrrrled... where the epic tale of tosh of who ever heard of a limebeaver? was told in spectacular narrow screen, in full (tinny) mono   

via a futuristic pedal powered mechanical turk called LAH 29002

- 'this case calls for a thermo-nuclear lie detector, dave'

- 'something vaguely factual? sorry dave, this blog can only consist of excreta'

an obelisk of extra terrestrial calfshit first placed by an advanced alien civilisation?

(as kriss kross celebrated in their famous historical/sci-fi epic - just give me kiss on top of the obelisk)

and the infamous time/light enlightenment metaphor - inferring that primitive calfshit may have evolved into todays digital hyper bullshit...

tonga!

who is a south pacific nation?

who consists of 171 islands, only 45 of which are inhabited?

who has a population of just over 100,000?

who expanded via colonisation to form the tu'i tonga empire?

where is the only place ive been to a church service?

tonga!

the good old days, people just living in the moment, not a mobile phone in sight...

West Papua Tribal War (circa 1964)

qu'est-ce que tu veux manger?

 

word of the weak - abecedarius

 

An abecedarius is a special type of acrostic in which the first letter of every word, strophe or verse follows the order of the letters in the alphabet.

now go and make an abecedarius with the names of the songs by your fave band, put it in a flask and send it into space. (unless you have awful taste, if so, follow steps 1 and 2, then shove it violently up your behind.)

nb. para los miles de hispanohablantes entre ustedes, no es lo mismo que un abecedario, que es una lista del alfabeto. es un AMIGO FALSO!

rah roh!

 

should have steered clear of those hash scoobie snacks...