Bye bye Badami

Out of the pressure cooker

Onto the surface of Venus 

Thanks for the the caves

With the intricate carvings 

Shivas, Krishnas, all the greats

No thanks to disappearing ride apps

Uber? Fuck off 

Rapido? Not bloody likely 

Namma yatri? I never met any

The curious locals

Wanting a selfie 

Or just gawping 

Mostly very courteous 

Sweet kiddlies loving koalagers 

And it's been 

Golden brown, taken lying down...

 

It's all golden brown with vijayanand 

I'm so laid back, I'm horizontal 

Twixt Bengaluru and hosapete 

(Not Bangalore and hospet)

To think that I nearly missed it

And caused further massive chaos

Due to constant forced Sim swappery 

arsetemis 2

 

theres a lot of hullabaloo going on about the luna of late

with the gringos sending starsailors around it again

now, i wonder why...

el como de como?

 

en la provincia de manabi 

en la costa del Pacífico del pais encantador de Ecuador

hay un recinto con un nombre bastante particular...

¡Vamos, vamos, mi gente del Placer del Culo!

things that havent aged well...

borderline simpleton fails upwards spectacularly in front of entire planet

 

La moitié des Américains seraient incapables de se rendre compte qu'un Britannique les traite d'idiots.

ces pauvres americains ne comprennent pas le sarcasme/aggressivite passive de ces anglais impolis ...