apple-ogies to any distressed reader out there
it seems the news service is burundi aint all its cracked up to be
apparently the reported death of beavis is all lies, lies and damned lies
it is true that his trusted sidekick of nearly a decade, Leon passed away
scoffed down by an unsuspecting giraffe in garngetfuctman national park
it seems beavis sold his soul and his leon in order to save his own maggoty skin
the giraffe fondly known as bonzo started munching unwittingly on leon
when beavis, being cowardly of course
hit the ejector button and released his nearest and dearest to be devoured by the giraffe
leon was heard to scream
'you fucking bastard, you maggoty prick, you smelly git, you stronzo, i curse you with my last follicle, go and do in a culo, i will be back, more muppety than ever!'
before disappearing down the rather longish neck
beavis chuckled in an evil manner
rubbed his hands together
had a big party
then went to the lavatory with a big smile on his face
only to return as armyvis
and rushing off to invade botswana this winter...
a bad, bad man indeed
long live armyvis, leon is dead
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