Tuesday, April 23, 2013
priorities are bad mmmkay?
so the US senate/house of corrupt bungholes or whatever the hell it is called knocked back some gun controls
some tiny little
incy wincy
teeny weeny
soft as all hell
really quite piffly
laws to to ever so slightly hinder people from getting ridiculous guns and killing each other
after yet another
another
ancora
mas
encore
big shooty uppy in a school
for the gazillionth time this week in godblessamerica inc.
everybody was sad
politicians were very sad
but not as sad
as much as they like money from the nra
and weapons manufacturers
mais les fromages francais?
non non non
ils sont illegales!
ils sont dangereux!
nous sauver tous de la camembert!
la brie!
la roquefort!
quelle fucking horreur!
democracy?
surely a huge 'fuck you' from politicians to their 'electorates'
that is one sick fucking country...
Sunday, April 14, 2013
so long (bay)
That's it then
Vietnam no mas
Flying the ha noi coop
Avocado smoothie isnt too bad it turns out
Music is shocking
As expected
Tourist tat quotient filled
Aimless wandering wandered
Baffled taxish along strangely unfamiliar highways
Stilted haggling over
Fake teaching at airport shop taught
Propaganda lampless I go forth
Almost all other bocshs ticked
Off
Tam biet And cam on baby
Vietnam no mas
Flying the ha noi coop
Avocado smoothie isnt too bad it turns out
Music is shocking
As expected
Tourist tat quotient filled
Aimless wandering wandered
Baffled taxish along strangely unfamiliar highways
Stilted haggling over
Fake teaching at airport shop taught
Propaganda lampless I go forth
Almost all other bocshs ticked
Off
Tam biet And cam on baby
pere ubu and man dung
I saw a bay
It was a good bay
sailing and shoring
Dancing the floating can cans
Making me foreign
Oh yeah
Which is utterly unrelated to pere ubu
Being Frankly more black, Francis
Ha long or descending dragon bay
Its a wonder
Or so the league of nations says
Probably
They had a point there
I did wonder
And marvel
With added gawping
If I had a bucket
And I were to fill it with lists
This bucket would contains words
Which is far superior
To a bucket of merde
N'est pas?
It was a good bay
sailing and shoring
Dancing the floating can cans
Making me foreign
Oh yeah
Which is utterly unrelated to pere ubu
Being Frankly more black, Francis
Ha long or descending dragon bay
Its a wonder
Or so the league of nations says
Probably
They had a point there
I did wonder
And marvel
With added gawping
If I had a bucket
And I were to fill it with lists
This bucket would contains words
Which is far superior
To a bucket of merde
N'est pas?
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
time wasting at da nang hairport
It only took 5 and a half weeks
Out of a possible 6
But here we are
Da hang hairport
its shiny alright
Viet types mill as do all types
An ickle girl smiles
Pig tails and yellow top
Western tourists dawdle
As always confidently out of lieu
The young couples
Having and adventure
The middle aged couple
Only speaking French
The nu-clear families
Daggy dad and careworn mum
Children in their own worlds
The cleaning staff, in uniformly dull uniforms
The shop staff
Always watching, serving people going places they most likely never will
The airline staff
Immaculate and busy
airport no.3274632
Almost always the same
The variety of peoples alters
Skin colour, hair colour, language, clothes etc
The shops sometimes differ from Nairobi to Cali to Kuala Lumpur to Abu Dhabi to Bergamo to big corn to con dao to maroochydore to to to to....
A frozen snake, some odd sweets made of badger gonads
And a burger fucking king
But always a tacky souvenir shop
With overpriced tat
You should have got in the market or high st for half the price
American recorded voice notifies us of the last call for flight something to ho chi minh city
Really its Saigon
But the commies were doing hearts, minds and fists
I don't buy that shit
I doubt many here do
A middle aged man with a gaudy orange hat passes
Having a good stare
The spoilt rich Chinese turds in the restaurant abusing the staff
We all look the same
The call is out for the flight to na trang...
Sigh
3 and a half hours wasted
One more to go
Out of a possible 6
But here we are
Da hang hairport
its shiny alright
Viet types mill as do all types
An ickle girl smiles
Pig tails and yellow top
Western tourists dawdle
As always confidently out of lieu
The young couples
Having and adventure
The middle aged couple
Only speaking French
The nu-clear families
Daggy dad and careworn mum
Children in their own worlds
The cleaning staff, in uniformly dull uniforms
The shop staff
Always watching, serving people going places they most likely never will
The airline staff
Immaculate and busy
airport no.3274632
Almost always the same
The variety of peoples alters
Skin colour, hair colour, language, clothes etc
The shops sometimes differ from Nairobi to Cali to Kuala Lumpur to Abu Dhabi to Bergamo to big corn to con dao to maroochydore to to to to....
A frozen snake, some odd sweets made of badger gonads
And a burger fucking king
But always a tacky souvenir shop
With overpriced tat
You should have got in the market or high st for half the price
American recorded voice notifies us of the last call for flight something to ho chi minh city
Really its Saigon
But the commies were doing hearts, minds and fists
I don't buy that shit
I doubt many here do
A middle aged man with a gaudy orange hat passes
Having a good stare
The spoilt rich Chinese turds in the restaurant abusing the staff
We all look the same
The call is out for the flight to na trang...
Sigh
3 and a half hours wasted
One more to go
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