Tuesday, January 30, 2024

y se dice que en la edad media los ricos eran decadentes...




las chichis al horno señor?

 


Saturday, January 27, 2024

(tambien el neo) colonialismo es asqueroso



(y si tio sam, se habla de ti)


que grandisimos hijos de puta!


y aun la lucha continua
fuerza el pueblo guate y arevalo...




Tuesday, January 23, 2024

is everybody hapi?



a couple of hapi chappies sorting out the fertility of the nile valley



hap hap hap hapi!


We're having a party
and everyone's welcome
And if you've got no gods
I'm sure we'll invent some...



 Well are you happy?




Sunday, January 21, 2024

maria had a little lambish





a troubled youngish couple live on a farm in spectacular rural iceland
they raise some funky sheep
something spooky kills their beloved pet dog
alfonsidottir

a new lamb is born
it is not shown but there is something very odd about it
the couple are beside themselves with joy
and the odd new lamb lives with them in the house

eventually we see that the new lamb has a human(ish) body!
hvað í andskotanum!?
the mother ewe hangs around bleating at its child through the window
anyone for chops?

the brother in law comes to skive at theirs for a while
and 
like others that encounter the new addition to the family
he is appalled/shocked/has his flabber gasted
(when not trying to shag his sister in law)

the situation just gets darker
its not gold in them thar hills
its something bigger, badder, hornier and uncannier
and things are about to get messy...



Monday, January 15, 2024

Frontera Verde




las amazonas son enormes
de hecho
son mas grande que enormes
son enorchingatumadremes

nunca he estado en las amazonas
pero he estado cercano un par de veces
asi soy experto!

este serie colombiano se occure nel rincon amazone del pais
donde se encuentran colombia, brasil y peru
en un mundo mixta de indigenas y mestizos
y espanol, portugues y varios idiomas nativos

hay la misterio de una matanza de mujeres indiginas
y llega una agente de policia de bogota 
para investigar el caso

ella se encuentra la magia y espiritualidad del inframundo nativa
su lucha por preservar su universo tan distincto
los madereros violentos
la trafica de drogas
la corrupicion official
y algunos secretos de su pasado!

bacano!

Saturday, January 13, 2024

le otto montagne




le otto montangne e quasi un capolavoro
una storia di due amici nelle alpi
(senza l'erotismo di brokeback mountain)
((e non ce niente di sbagliato in quello))

ci sono i due protaganisti
(uno pare che abbia le tendenze nichiliste)
che sono amici da giovani
poi le loro vite si divergono
uno, un vero montagnard
si rimane nelle sue amate alpi
mentre l'altro si torna a vivere in citta

anni dopo come adulte
le loro vite si intrecciano di nuovo
dopo il morto dell padre del secondo
e recostruirano una baracca alto nelle montagne

ci sono storie di amicizia
di familia
di amore sentimentale
ce il grande alessandro borghi
ma il vero star e il paesaggio mozzafiato

gli umani sono esseri temporanei
le montagne ci sono per sempre...



Thursday, January 11, 2024

rokuen are rude














 






if you are so lucky as to go to japan
you must go to
the ancient capital of nara
just outside
the ancient capital of kyoto

the temples are magnificent
to stumble about and admire
in the serene beautifully curated gardens

and if you are a sucker tourist
you can by some biscuity rokuen food
from the kindly looking elders with their stands
to feed to the masses of sweet looking rokuen that hang about 
waiting for suckers to feed them

this particular sucker was all in
handed over his yen
and proceeded to be mugged
by those (ridiculously aggressive) sweet looking rokuen

and left dazed and shaken
with scratches and bite marks all over

クソ野郎ども!




Wednesday, January 03, 2024

obelix lo storico





vedete?
aveva ragione obelix
e voi credevate che obelix fosse un rimbambito...

eeee sono ancora pazzi
due milleni dopo...