privy and scullery

privy
scullery
two top notch words there
privy
as in
old privy breath
not to be confused with privy
as in privy council
or
privy to information
scullery
the room that used to be next to the kitchen
where dishes and clathes were washed
what happened to the privy?
where did the scullery go?
is this the reason for the decline of western civilisation?
we don't know where to go poop poop
nor where to go washy washy
not like in the good old days
where pooping and washing locations were clear as a claro thing
nobody poop pooped in the scullery
or washy washied in the lavatory
decadence
godbotheringness
great unwashedness
slartibartfastness
we are doomed!

broomhilda the XIth

there we were
broomhilda XIth and I
sitting on a bed
side by side
strangely we were colleagues
and this bed seemed was in the office
she had very curly brown hair
shoulder length
but how long are shoulders?
and a daughter who had the normal amounts of legs
and claimed to be of a certain credence
or a certain extraction
married to a cloth eared bunt?
i didn't give a toss
we drove on into the eve
(dozy cow should have got out of the way)
it all looked peachy
through a rose coloured windscreen
driving south 'round midnight, man I must have been insane
we're heading south
we're heading south again
i looked for a band
or a faith
not sure if one was located
it turned out she was a magictrix
she put her hand on my leg
and I turned into a motel...

speaking of bokko

Who can help us now?
The People's Poet!

my second cousin thrice removed...

went to internet london
and all I got was this lousy blog...

BOKKO!!!

lesbian supermarket

once upon a time i went to a lesbian supermarket
how did i know it was lesbian you don't ask even slightly?
well it shacked up/cohabited with a very spunky lady cafe
and they weren't just wearing the wrong trousers if you know what i mean!
its my fave supermarket in all the lands
except the other ones
thus i have cruised its aisles many a time before
seeking out the good pecorino, snaffling the quality sugo and scoring the spicy salami
you may have guessed its an italianish supermarket
good guessing you
give yourself a smack on the dorsal spine
italianish supermarkets are naturally the best
due to the fact that italian food is naturally the best
oi! shut it mexicans, thais, japanese and lots of other great kitchens!!!
but this was the first time i had noticed it was lesbian
it's just...
well...
hard to know where you stand sometimes in a lesbian supermarket
you feel you know your supermarket and then you realise it was all quite superficial
add seinfeld line here.
sure she's still as cool
she's way to chilled too get angry man hater on us blokey customers

and I'm sure we can get along just great

just how i do with the lesbian bar.... aaahhh ahhhhh

eyerony

from the totality of 2 cameras used in Nicaragua/Mexico this is the ONLY photo that remains.
Taken in the reception of a hostel in mexico city, the chick who worked there had a lovely smile but turned out to be a rather unpleasant and miserable carnt...

kulchural references

spot the difference
one of these men was king carlos IV of spain, whose abdication heralded (sort of) the end of absolute monarchy in Spain.
the other is principal Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's Day off

nb nil points for the 'tache it is not a valid difference

not ruby wax

saw this the other day
apparently it's directed by the same dude who did little miss sunshine of the spotless toilet seat
which was pretty fab
i think
so ruby wotsit was rally quite enjoyable
with good surrealism to make the brain go tick tock clunk
if your brain works as smoothly as this one
both the protagonists were good
but at various times i felt they both needed a good punch in the face
(not that violence is etc)
him for being such a nerdy twat
and her for having that STUPID plain-jane haircut
and another for good measure for being sooo cutesy
and the dude who played his brother was excellent
showed outstanding maggoty qualities
Steve Coogan was a brilliant pretentious slimebag
and antonio de bandido seemed to make the female style audience members very giggly
with some pretty basic come comedying
strange that...
But i can confidently proclaim that;
if you only see one film this year
make sure you take off your sunglasses

write what you no

so one is supposed to write what they no
i no see
i no be
i no feel
i no real
i no dream
i no steam
i no blog
i no dog
i no worries
i no rorries
i no go slow
i no fo sho
i no nothing
i no bluffing
i no show
i no escrow
i no no no nothing
i no, no, no, no absolutely not
probably about no, that's how many
i hate to say anything negative, but no