the building has left murray

we went to a pub
because murray said so
there was murray and gaz
the comedy scotsmen
loic and beavis
the french aussie rules referee and the ted dansonvis
pete and sarah
with monkey magic t shirt and her
the other bird from the country
full of funny stories about the country
wayne and kate
the welshman from england and his lady
eric and raymond
frenchmen all
vincent and brett
sure there were
mary and hairy
but not canary
it began in africa
well beavis did the other week
but it began at the rose
some munchies, faggies and beeries
quite a bit of loitering happened there
then off to the marquis of lorne
which proved surprisingly groovy
pool table downstairs
and more beer
then in the rain
we bypassed the rochester and the rainbow
went straight to the napier
like old toiiimes
the napier was fun
beers, ears and piers
then to the lambsgograaaaaaaaar
yummy beer all over the place
in the little rooms
with the groovy muzak
when it got late we went to bar open
but it wasnt open to rubbish scotsmen who arrived at 4 seconds past lockout
mozambiquean dude said no
so we went to the first floor
a shit name for a shit bar
some blokes from botswana and a whole lot of crap
twere fooking hilaryarse
murray pished himself it seems
and then there was none
coz he left to run away to the norf
and his girly
and his fishing
and not working
and drinking
and snogging
and being hot
and being eaten by crocodiles
for their sake i hope he washed his trousers
or sent them to the fate of his socks...