fence monsters 2

The Bewildered Rogerer

fence monsters 1

The Pensive Flumpschet

super cino senza kart

this is a baby
this is a baby with a moustache
this is a nonplussed baby with a moustache

that is all

ho la lingua sciolta

ieri sera ho parlato con gente di tanti paesi
j'ai parle' avec un type francais, de famille de cameroon
ho parlato con gli itaiani dalla calabria
he hablado con dos chicas de bogota
ho chiacchierato con una ragazza belga
j'ai cause' avec une fille de strasbourg
he charlado con dos senores de el salvador
he hablado con uno tipo de argentina
j'ai parle' avec un type de l'arabie saudi
ho parlato con una ragazza di sicilia
he hablado con un tipo del DF
j'ai bavarde' avec des gens de algerie
ho scambiato delle parole con due altri tipi di sicilia
puis je leur ai parle' en je ne sais pas quelle langue
he hablado con una chica de barcelona
j'ai parle avec un homme des etats unis
ho anche parlato con due altri uomini degli stati uniti
j'ai parle avec un type de Casablanca
ho parlato con un tipo di ravenna
despues he hablado con lo mismo tipo en otro idioma
i chatted with a guy from turkey
i talked to some nihon jin
i talked to some good guys from korea
i talked to some friendly people from china
i talked to a guy from thailand
i talked to a guy from engerland
an indian, a nepalese, a south african, a german, a taiwanese, some russians y maaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
AND  some fuckers from osstraya

small fucking world innit?!?

making a duck taste like an orange

'thats the thing' he launched with a mad glint in his eye
the french are crazy
duck tastes great
and it tastes like duck
it is MEANT TO taste like duck
it is a duck!

oranges taste good too
and they taste like oranges too
of course
they are MEANT TO taste like oranges
they are oranges!

the french are crazy, cazzo!
so they take two things that taste good in their own right
then try to mix them!
ils sont fous!
they want to make a duck taste like an orange
sono pazzi!
what's next?
will they try to make an orange taste like a duck?!!!

i should know
I mean, Im half french
but i dont go about randomly trying to make one thing taste like another thing!
they make no sense!
they are so busy being french that they dont know that a duck should not taste like an orange!
belin!