misplaced onself in a retail establishment

that would just be silly



but it sure felt that way



wandering aimlessly around a giant mega hyper store



of an unnamed svenska shoppe



trying short cuts between cups and bunk beds



trying to straight line the plants and lamps



thinking about meatballs with schlarfen larfen sauce



and going around in circles and rhombiiii



it was only a small dastardly scheme



try to frame ho chi minh



in all his red glory



he had been asking for it since the 60's



he fought off the french, twice!



he gave the nihon jins a hard time



he fought off the gringos



so frustrated did they become that they tipped helicopters into the sea



he even fought off democracy



but i had him in my sights



or in my cupboard at least



and after waiting and plotting



finally he would be mine



but before that could be achieved i would have to outwit those devious scandies...

neil g-man

i've been getting into a bit of this man's work of late
this yellow man
this english man
doing the o-dio buuk thing
he tells his own tall tales
and they are fine tales indeedy
nominally it is for kiddlies
but there is a great darker side that would frighten the beelzebubs out of minor gromits
malevolent spirits (like southern comfort)
ghosty toasties
netherworlds (and not in your trousers)
and big bad scary monsters
even murderous man jacks
ooooooh! spooky!

Partner del cazzo

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 come scusa?

missus the bus

so its 2014
and the avid blogmunchers have been all at sea
on a super mega inflatawotsit
no limebeaver news?
no limebeaver views?
no limebeaver rants?
no limebeaver pants?
they didnt cry
well they couldnt really
as they didnt exist

but they got over their existential crisis
managed to peer around the no show wall
and defiantly charged onwards and nowards
not unlike the charge of the light brigade
pointless, foolish and caps doffed
thats how they will change the world
thats how they will bring down the tyrants and other tin pot porters
buy paying no heed
(but they werent all scottish)