the cricks on the radio!
yes its the cricket world cup
best tune in quick!
it only lasts for 12 years!
there are only 23 pools
with merely 45 teams in each
meaning there are barely 345 group games
followed by the super 42's (trademark pending)
to get the teams down to only the ultimate 26 (trademark pending)
those 26 are the creme de la creme
but not too fraiche
after 9 years 6 months of round ribbons
blink for 6 months (a coma perhaps?)
and you might, just possibly miss something happen
(nb. not guaranteed, nor likely)
after the super 42's (trademark pending)
the ultimate 26 (trademark pending)
with only the best of the galaxies 26 teams vivants
there is the dazzler sudden death quadrilateral eternal play offs
leaving only the fantastic 22 (patent pending)
(the four 'lucky losers' will go into a repecharge series lasting 4 months, with the winners receiving a washing machine)
the fantastic 22 (patent pending) will have only 14 games each with which to prove their worthiness
and the winner will be declared following extensive internet polling
objectively tallied by only then most incorruptible statisticians
with nary a hanging chad or choad allowed
with ....
India fittingly and rightfully being declared the winner
having only 1 billion plus rabid fans
it is a minor miracle
and a true nileometer of democracy!
but wait!
whats that!
the qualifiers for the next world cup are upon us...
dont miss the bulkace 209s! (patent pending)
...
