il mondo e fucking fottuto ex.1

 brian henry hooper is gone

he was a legend in his own right

with several quality solo albums

AND he played in the legendary beasts of bourbon and the almost equally legendary surrealists with kim salmon plus charlie marshall and body electric and more

but because we live in a world of barbarian heathens

that plough state cash into casinos, developers and other mindless corporate wank

he had to suffer the indignation 

of working in the soul destroying sweat shop entities called call centres

a perverse universe of dehumanising capitalist toss speak of first world consumerism

fuck them and fuck you

beavis and butthead do no. 24 - grant lee buffalo

is this another video with big muppets?

this is not a taladro

 

and its not a martillo either

this ridiculous gringa has the worlds smallest waist

38.1 centimetres

thatd be 18 bloits and 7 beard seconds to her

she achieved this by shoving her cloaca up her oesophagus 

stapling her mesentery to her septum

and having three cecums implanted in her adenoids

và đó là lý do tại sao...

 

đừng gây rối với người Việt Nam!

es como los ultimos 400 anos no pasaron

un conde espanol se caso con la hija de un politico rico y famoso peruano

asi se festejaron su boda

y creian que fuera una buena idea de tener actores indigenas actuar como esclavos

incas

las mujeres lanzaron flores abajo de los piedes de la pareja

y los hombres danzaron encadenados

que fucking class!

por que no los han dado unas patadas a las mujeres indigenas mientres las pasaron?

que sinverguenzas!

vale mr bailey, maybe you werent such a tosser

many moons ago

i saw chris bailey solo

supporting the spectacular johnette napolitano

i was pretty excited about the gig

johnette is a fucking legend

making staggeringly good music with concrete blonde

and then plenty of quality solo albums

and chris bailey was the lead singer of the fucking saints!

sure i hadnt heard much of the later saints stuff

since the mind blowing early punk stuff with the original band

including godlike ed kuepper

but the saints were a big fucking deal

releasing punk records before the sex pistols 

and the same year as the ramones

sadly 

as they didnt come from engerland or murica

they didnt get the credit they deserved

they came from backwards sweaty police state of queensland ostraya

but they were punks from the start

so i was pretty excited to see chris bailey too

unfortunately

he came on stage and wanked on about how cool he was

about how cultured he was

how nobody in the crowd could possibly understand his 'oh so sophisticated ouevre'

he was an obnoxious pompous arse

which further highlighted by johnette

who was graceful, humble and gorgeously self deprecating

the thing is 

he might well have been correct

what he achieved was truly significant

and under appreciated in much of the world

but there no was need to be a twat about it!

i was solidly convaincu

chris bailey equals tosser!

cmq

after his recent death

i heard a long form interview with him

on the radio baby

and he was eloquent, funny and barely up his own back passage

(considering his considerable role in music history)

now hes gone

and another long held certainty is gone with him

buona pasqua del cazzo

quali sono i tuoi fiabe dell'orrore?

i miei sono quali tedeschi raggruppato dai fratelli grimm

e non quelli sanificati

 del fucking disney

pero, anche quelli assurdi dei cristiani sono ben sanguinosi

ed igualmente incredibili...

 

Beavis & Butthead do no. 23 - dr dre

you know um, my mum used to say, um, it doesnt matter what colour your skin is, its um, its like, its what colour your skin is on the inside that counts...

the estimable ms roy ji speaketh desi trutheth

intercommunal disturbance?

far more like part of a long term plan of demonisation of a minority by people in positions of power

stick your hindutva in your culo

las palabras fuertes

viva el pueblo nica!

spot the younger drya(d)s

ποιος εγω?

Beavis and butthead do no. 22 - Soundgarden

So like, a black hole is like, this giant bunghole in outer space. It's like, it sucks up the whole universe, and then it's like, it grinds it up and sends it all to Hell or something.