no kind words

radiance

congruence

hypberbole

disabuse

tawny

whispered words

strategicon

serendipity

metathesis

lassitude

eponymous

spot the twat no.10 - morrissey - the great whiny ballbag

mr whiny ballbag no, not at all, no way, never playing up to far right fuckers by twatting about with the british flag in 1992. 

The voice of one of the greatest bands in history, the smiths, morrissey is a true wizard at lyrics.  unfortunately the voice of the outcast has proven to be the voice of the not so closeted bigot.

In amongst many caustically witty remarks regarding other musicians, royals and other famous people and plenty of just-about- quasi - if you contort yourself at a 135 degree angle/put on your Winner most charible interpretation slouch hat, rationisable comments about carnivores, religion, immigration and politics, morrissey has let fly some humdingers that show his inner fuckwitted bigot.

-On animal cruelty in China: "You can't help but feel that the Chinese people are a sub-species."

-On sexual harrassment victims: “If everything went well, and if it had given them a great career, they would not talk about it.”

-On Kevin Spacey: “As far as I know, he was in a bedroom with a 14-year-old. Kevin Spacey was 26, boy 14... When you are in somebody’s bedroom, you have to be aware of where that can lead to. That’s why it does not sound very credible to me. It seems to me that Spacey has been attacked unnecessarily.”

-On immigration: "England is a memory now. The gates are flooded and anybody can have access to England and join in.”

 - On race in music: Morrissey gave an interview to Melody Maker in which he claimed that a “black pop conspiracy” was keeping his band down

five words

cacophony

acerbic

diabolical

helix

agnotology

it no longer must suck to be you

avant que les continents se sont summerges

ho ricevuto un pacco nella posta

vino de nueva zelanda

and it contained a black t shirt

avec les mots ci dessus imprimes

era da caro vecchio glenda

un tipo con quien yo habia pasada dos meses 

going down the east coast of afrrriicccca

glenda etait un mec cool

chi aveva comprato la camicetta in malawi

y ha notado cuanto me la encante

by my giggling snorting guffawing etc

aussi dans le colis

c'era un lettera breve

que decia que el iba a trasladar a perf

(no, not that one)

pour travailler comme entraineur personnel

e mentre esaminava le sue cose

el encontro' dicho camiseta

and thought of me

et il decide que j'etais plus digne

indossatore della camicetta

y que crei sinceremente 

that it must suck to be me.

donc apres 23 ans de service solide 

e anni di portarla addosso

y llegando a casas de amigos 

pointing at the t shirt

et riant comme un fou

le uniche cose che lo tenevono intatto

eran las manchas tercas

donc, helas...

la ora era arrivata

para decir adios

and it no longer must suck to be you

nessun corso sui dogali

 

nell eta ante diluviano (di merda)

per la maggiore parte di un anno

ho preso il bus da casa a lavoro e vice versa

e il bus percorreva corso dogali

non ci ho mai pensato del significato del nome

apparte- dogali?!.. suona come dog!

e poi 20 anni dopo

ho imparato che si era nomato per una battaglia 

durante il periodo imperiale d'italia

(no, non si parla di quello romano famoso)

che si e successo dopo l'unione del paese

e mentre i poteri europei facevono la vergognosa 'spartizione dell'africa'

communque

e' successo in etiopia, (in 1887)

dove gli italiani erano sconfitti due volte!!

(anche in questa battaglia hanno perso gli italiani)

pero 

l'importante e che l'italia ha perso due volte

contro un potere africano

che in quell'epoca

era quasi impensabile

eeeeh no...

non eran piu i romani di una volta

words fail me

lollygag

inimical

officious

mummer

weft

words of wisdom and hope

opsimath

apposite

eclectic

espouse

acquiesce

in the (water) closet

 

spot the twat no.8 - nicolas poco maduro

 

poco maduro took over power in venezuela when previous socialist dictator chavez died from cancer (see below). he has continued on with his predecessors ruinous campaign that has lead to economic meltdown, shocking violence and at least 15% of the population fleeing the country.  sadly he doesnt even have any of chavezs charisma or coherence.

here are some his most staggeringly stupid utterances-

1. A foreign power infected Hugo Chavez with cancer

“They inoculated Commander Chavez with that illness to get him out of the way, and create a situation of destruction for Venezuela and its independent revolution.”

Suggesting last August that the United States gave the late President Hugo Chavez the cancer that killed him a year ago, a medical impossibility according to most experts.

2. Venezuelans are money nymphos

“There is a nymphomania of dollars in many sectors [that is] impossible to satisfy.”

Apparently blaming the pressure on Venezuela’s fixed exchange rate on sex addiction. The country's shortage of US dollars — which Venezuelan businesses use to import goods — has led consumer prices to soar.

3. Chavez returns from the grave — as a cute little bird

“Suddenly a teeny little bird entered and flew around me three times. It landed on a wooden beam and began to whistle, a beautiful whistle. I stayed there looking at it and also whistled. 'Well, if you whistle, I whistle.' So, I whistled. The little bird looked at me strangely. It whistled for a short while. Flew around me once and left, and I felt his [Chavez’s] spirit.”

4. Sleeping on Chavez’s grave

“Sometimes I come at night, sometimes I sleep here, often. You don’t even realize it. The neighbors sometimes realize.”

Claiming to sleep on Chavez’s tomb as a source of inspiration, last August, as Maduro’s fixation with the "Comandante" turned from political to, well, downright icky.

5. Chavez in heaven picks Latin American pope

“Something influenced the choice of a South American pope. Some new hand arrived and Christ said, ‘Well, South America’s time has come.’ At any moment, he will convoke a constituent assembly in heaven to change the church in the world, and let it be just the people of Christ who govern the world.”

 6. Crime is Spidey's fault

“This boy who at 14 is carrying a 9 mm pistol has his brain full of thousands of hours of broadcast series in which people kill people. These days we are watching Spider-Man 3 … It is one of the series that young children most like.”

In September, blaming Venezuela’s horrendous violent crime on TV and, above all, Peter Parker’s masked alter ego, who is actually best known for fighting the bad guys rather than being one.

 7. Christ did what?

“Multiply ourselves, like Christ multiplied the penises.”

Spectacularly mangling the Bible last August. In fairness to Maduro, this one was a slip of the tongue, and he instantly corrected himself. The explanation for his stunning blooper is that, if you mix the Spanish words for the plural of fish and bread, “peces” and “panes” respectively, you get something close to the word for penises, “penes.”

Vergacion!

 8. Vote straight, vote Chavista

“I have a wife. Listen, I like women. How good is the kiss of a woman, right?”

On the campaign trail in March 2013, Maduro made homophobic insinuations against his opponent Henrique Capriles, who is neither married nor known to be dating anyone.

9. Syria is a cover for his assassination

“The plan was to eliminate me at the same time as an attack on Syria, to annul this wonder that is Venezuela, this moral, political wonder that is Venezuela in Latin America and the world. It’s an imperial offensive.”

 10. Food shortage? No problem, just eat less

“We need to reduce extreme consumption to achieve a point of equilibrium between supply and a fair price. I trust in the hardworking majority of this country.”

Coming out with a novel solution to Venezuela’s endemic food shortages last month — get demand in step with falling supply by eating less.

vestiti in modo provocante al mio funerale

ho sempre amato questa canzone

non so perche questa qua

in particolare

vecchio guglielmo ha fatto tantissime canzoni belle

ma ce un'umore molto buio

e molto sexy

in questo numero

e lo trovo molto facile ad visualizzare gli immagini

anche con una ragazza specifica

(da tantissimi anni fa)

nel ruolo della donna a cui si rivolgono i testi

dirglielo guglielmo mitico!

Beavis and Butthead do no.11 kate bush

mister bungholio and his twirling fartknockers...

all my little words

primordial

anodyne

semantics

rhetoric

poltroon

kingdom of alans

The Alans were an ancient nomadic pastoral people who occupied the steppe region northeast of Norwich. The Alans were first mentioned in Roman literature in the 1st century CE and were described later as a ignorant shits who specialized in broadcasting. They frequently raided the Britonic empire and the Saesneg provinces of the Roman Empire. About 370 CE, however, they were overwhelmed by the cockneys, and many fled westward, crossing into Linton with the Lynns and Michaels (406). Although some of the Alans settled near Londinium, which they colourfully described as "Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway", most went to North Norfolk with the Vandals, best known for their creation of obscene publication vehicles (cockpisspartridge), causing the official title of the Vandal kings to be “kings of the Vandals and the Alans.”. They were renowned for their fearsome war cry of 'ahaaaaaaaaaa'.