remains to be seen...

near nazca...

GAVIN AND STACEY

just finished watching the 3 series of gavin and stacey.

It's goodish, but ultimately disappointing.. it had the potential to be brilliant and bolshy, but it ended up being faithful to the Rom in their Com.

Not enough wrongness and too much niceness. which sucks coz it holds out teasers of wrongness, but then fills you up with happy flappy trappy crappy.

Pros

-Stacey is well figa

-Nessa is well wrong

-Rob Brydon is a fucking genius

-lots of general welshyness

-super sexy Julia Davis is around and wrong

-Billericay stables innit?

-dodgy swansea references

Cons

-Gavin has the stupidest fucking haircut

-and whats wif his top buttoned shirts?

-Smithy is supposed to a loveable loser, where he is just a stupid fat twat

-too much "everything is lovely"

-Rob Brydons character is just too fucking nice

-stacey and gavins mum do fucking stupid things and its supposed to be charming, and its fucking annoying

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THINK!

just got to get a little bit of a run up....

here we come...

THINK!

shit fuck arse bollocks!

okay

might need a slightly longer run up

trotting in...

THINK!

shit fucking cuntfuck arse bastard!

perhaps if its approached from the other side

gently does it...

THINK!

goddam motherfucker fucking prick!

maybe all is needed is the standing start

in we come...

THINK!

fuck fuck fuckity fuck shit!

could be all is needed is to sneak up on it

quietly does it...

THINK!

shitting fucking bastarding stronzo!

could there be no possible way?

minGing

datsun skyline-the worst film ever?

abysmal acting? shit plot? predictable outcome? diabolical film?
YES
BUT
what is ultimately depressing is that if your your country was in hollywood's situation, would it do any better? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

news everybody

latest world news...

1) israel has agreed to stop stealing MORE land TEMPORARILY by not building any more ethnic cleansing land grab apartments TEMPORARILY as godblessamerica has bribed them by giving them more state-of-the-killing-art fighter planes and other weapons to continue terrorising their neighbours and the rightful owners of their land.

2) Prince nobody-gives-a-fuck is getting married to some rich over-privileged bint and that is massively important..

thankfully kim gordon is still around to save us all...

bloody that does it...

stupid bloody vrroom vroom blip blip
fucking crapping arseing zoom zoom zoom
shiteing cunting thru the chicane
stronzoing bastardoing macchine veloci
figlio di puttanaing culoing giro dopo giro
conoing vergaing campeonata de mierda

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck...off

long live the pharoah, the queen is dead..

she's off then
she was the leader of the (admittedly very small) pack
but now shes gone
not the smartest seat of the ole pants
not the brightest john of the o groats
not the sharpest sledgehammer in the hackey sacked
she was the leader of the (quite insignificant really) pack
but now shes gone
more spoiled than a jar of yogggghurt left in the caribbean sun for 13 months
but now shes gone
not sure where shes gone
but she sure has gone
she was the leader of the (indeed more a duo) pack
but now shes gone

roberto benigni.. un vero mito...