hey beavis do you, like, have a raincoat?
Tuesday, May 31, 2022
Saturday, May 28, 2022
Wednesday, May 25, 2022
Sunday, May 22, 2022
alors, je prends ce coin ici..
et deux petites parties pour vous
une partie pour eux
et deux pour eux la-bas, avec l'accent drole
et un petit mourceau pour ces gars la-bas dans le coin...
(mais seulmente parce qu'ils ont les moustaches sympas)
mais pour les personnes qui sont deja sur place?
vous rigolez ou quoi?! mdr!
donc, est-ce que je faisais?
ah ouais
celle piece pour les types qui savent faire le bon frommage
si non...
Thursday, May 19, 2022
beavis and butthead do no.26 Michael Jackson
if he keeps touching himself hes going to break his other hand...
Tuesday, May 17, 2022
High road to ex yugoslavia 35 years on
dashing olde tom selleck missed out on being indy 500 jonesing
so as recompense
they made this horsey chestnut for him
and as planned
he dashed all over it
with his tache due plenty of credit
alongside a sexy/feisty blonde
it worked out pretty well
was it as fab as a young lime thought back in the mists of time?
not really
but as an indy light(s)
it proved entertaining
it swashed several buckles
had charming old proppy aeroplanes buzzing about
and did a handy job of converting the balkans
into a passable version of various parts of asia
3.5 opposable digits (including 0.5 for sentimentality)
Tuesday, May 10, 2022
The Beatles: Get thee in my behind
well
that was longue
214 hours approx.
of longue hair
of rampant sideburns
of daft moustaches
of worse clothes (georges floral booties?!)
of yoko loitering (but not being a meddling monster)
of paul trying to motivate
of george getting his hump
or ringo sounding like my mate ollie
of johns nose gradually caving in
of quasi vinyl tappish moments
of multitudes of hangers on
of surprisingly humility
of rapier wit
of astonishing creativity
of 'i just came up with this.. what do you think?' and its fucking outstanding
of will they-wont they break up?
sorry, we dont do spoilers
(except when we fucking well do)
Saturday, May 07, 2022
Thursday, May 05, 2022
what are ya? yob or wanker?
You're a yob or you're a wanker
Take your fucking choice
So who is your favourite genius?
James Hird or James Joyce?
Wankers once used mobile phones
But now that's sort of changing
And yobs once lived in cottage homes
Ain't social change amazing?
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker...
Tuesday, May 03, 2022
moto2 portugal - alors les gars, c'etait qui que a chie' sur la piste au premier virage?
en effet... merde alors!
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