the film starts..
3 characters in the house, her maybe boris and slee
all in a large room
a lounge room perhaps?
holehead shrieks at her child and beats it
sensing critical atmosphere
she screams and threatens to mess up the shop
in retaliation he threatens to call the child protection
coz she mistreated her kid
she was a true witch
really really scary and ghostly
they tricked her and got slee to fold her up
and put her in a small wooden rectangular box
but not in that order
and put a wooden plug on it
they had to hold it down
coz she was pushing up
surging violently
he levers the sofa foot on it
freaky scary vibe
she pushes up against the lid still
she seems unstoppable...
.......
the film ends....
will it ever be the same again?
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
what did you do when you were young grandad?
why my child, I transcribed band interviews from magazines onto fan websites;
Groundbreaking!
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| MWP talks to EJ Cartledge from Inpress Magazine, March 2009 "It's very difficult to make a living from the music business these days, especially when you're older. Usually by our age you've given up or you're U2" So says guitar maestro Marty Willson-Piper of veteran pyschedelic bliss merchants The Church. But, far from raising a white flag, he and his bandmates are continuing to compose lush soundscapes for their modest but devoted global following. With a new album in the wings plus two new EP's, a soundtrack and an eastern seaboard tour, the good ship Church is in no danger of becalming anytime soon. According to Willson-Piper, the processes are right and the band is content. "There's still a big creative energy but without a massive audience", he says. "So we need to be as efficent as possible, be creative and productive and get along as people and we can therefore continue. We do everything ourselves, from making the music, using our own studios, designing the artwork. Everyone contributes greatly to what The Church is. We've somehow managed to fit into some kind of completely original world whereby we can still be creative and still make engaging records and we're not U2 and we're not 19." With that creative energy in mind, Willson-Piper suggests there is generally an excess of material when The Church reconvene (hence the two EP's to accompany new album Untitled #23). "This time around we felt we were ready for a focused record and we had a buch of other things still in the mix that work nicely on the EP's. We tried to make a record that ran together well. Sometimes we make albums that are eclectic and other times we make records that are very focused. For example, After Everything Now This was very focused, whereas Forget Yourself was more eclectic, Priest=Aura was very focused, Sometime Anywhere was eclectic, and so on. "And look, we're a productive band. The first EP gives you another half an hour of Church music. The nature of what we play means we can have those 'jam' songs but we can also have some catchy shorter songs, meaning we can operate on a couple of different levels. There's another EP in the wings as well, called the Coffee Hounds EP, which has another four songs on it, including a cover of Kate Bush's Hounds Of Love. So it's a completely separate release. And what we're going to do is let the fans get their hands on the EP's and the new record at the shows while we're on tour as a bit of a bonus before they appear in the shops. The new album will be cheaper for the folks that care enough about us to come along." The album was rehearsed and recorded in Sydney. Part of the efficiency Willson-Piper refers to is about keeping costs down but keeping the vibe up, with enough familiar people on hand to capture what the band strives for. "It's come out really well," he says. "It's a funny old record, there's that left-of-centre feel that The Church likes to have in its music but at the same time it's very melodic. I guess that's kind of a hard thing to do, be obscure and melodic.... but I think we've managed it. We recorded the material in Tim's (Powles) studio in Sydney - he has a little studio at the bottom of his house - and some of it was recorded in Surry Hills with Jordan Brebach, our sound engineer. He also mixed most of the album and did a lot of the overdubs. David Trump also did some work on it as well." Reputed to be Steve Kilbey's vehicle for many years, The Church has evolved to encompass the abilities and preferences of all four members. Band dynamics being what they are , howerver, means the best intentions can often lead to frustaration. "Well, democracy can sometimes be bloody difficult," says Willson-Piper. "Everybody is trying to make the best decision for everyone else but sometimes one of us will think someone else is completely wrong about something. Welcome to band politics. We don't need a dictator, but not everyone is right 100% of the time, We had a lot of difficulty naming the album this time around and about the artwork; different camps, two people wanted one thing, the other two wanted something else. We had lots of great ideas and we just kept working on it until we found the idea everyone likes. But theree you have it; one new album, two new EP's, great artwork. Democracay won in the end." The tour kicks off in Victoria and includes the Golden Plsins Festival. In news that will delight many older followers, The Church have dusted off the electric guitars and promise a show that showcases the new album but dives headlong into past glories. Says Willson-Piper, "Songs like Constant In Opal have appeared over the years in different ways. One tour we'll bring it out, another tour we might do Reptile, the next tour we'll play Unguarded Moment and Almost With You, some of the really early singles. One tour we even did Aura, but rmemeber we've had 29 years together and when you add up all the records there's a hell of a lot of tunes to choose from. We can miss out whole eras of our music, to be honest. But look, we have to come up with some kind of creative decision and then pepper it with new stuff." As for the continuing urge to tour or lock themselves into a studio for eternity, Willson-Piper is philosophical. "I think that every process has its ups and downs," he says. "Getting into the studio and writing songs is an amazing thing, but sometimes it's bloody difficult to knock something into shape. By the same token, you can be playing live and hit that special note and it just drives you over the edge... but getting to the gig in the cart is like, forget about it. As you get older you learn to accept everything has its pros and cons and it's up to you whether to focus more on the positives or let the negatives bother you. A lot of people give up touring 'cause it's just too stressful. I think you need to find a balance that allows you to get the best out of the excitement. You know, I love going to any city to play a show, but I don't love being in a van with a bunch of guys at four o'clock in the morning.' Amen. | ||||
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Franco's cousins Franco
in the previous post we revelled in the beauty that was franco cozzo
spruiking his goods in english, italian and greek
but he also has two noteworthy relatives
the first being his uncle Generalisimo Franco the fascist who ruled spain for 40 odd years
defeated the republican forces
and chopped up everybody who didnt agree with him
and less famously
sold 3 piece lounge settings from his showroom at ththththpectacular prices in sevilla
the other was Franco Cazzo
his cousin twice removed
Franco Cazzo had a marvellous career being a nob
with outstanding success in several town and villages in sicily and coburg
he was such a nob that all nobs were thereafter named after him
additionally in a sideline
he sold dining tables shaped like cazzi
so remember
next time you shout 'Cazzo!'
you are summoning up the dead great man himself...
spruiking his goods in english, italian and greek
but he also has two noteworthy relatives
the first being his uncle Generalisimo Franco the fascist who ruled spain for 40 odd years
defeated the republican forces
and chopped up everybody who didnt agree with him
and less famously
sold 3 piece lounge settings from his showroom at ththththpectacular prices in sevilla
the other was Franco Cazzo
his cousin twice removed
Franco Cazzo had a marvellous career being a nob
with outstanding success in several town and villages in sicily and coburg
he was such a nob that all nobs were thereafter named after him
additionally in a sideline
he sold dining tables shaped like cazzi
so remember
next time you shout 'Cazzo!'
you are summoning up the dead great man himself...
Monday, March 23, 2009
so that's what he was on about...
and now i know half of what he was on about.... it's frankly a bit of a let down.
but still, one cant help but groove along with vibe.
He is in you, he is around you, he is a part of you, he is franco cozzo!
grand sale, grand sale, grand sale...
but still, one cant help but groove along with vibe.
He is in you, he is around you, he is a part of you, he is franco cozzo!
grand sale, grand sale, grand sale...
Saturday, March 21, 2009
how about that country?
the country is fab
i should know
i went there a couple of weeks back
there were loads of trees
loads of grass
loads of space
loads of animals
loads of great bands
loads of drugs
loads of happy people
loads of tents
loads of cars
loads of booze
loads of chairs
loads of gude fude
some biggggggg rocks
quite a bit of driving
driving, driving, driving driving
etc
there was some big fairy land
and some wineries
a bit of the old up and down
not through the chicane tho
nor a bit of the old in and out
there was a small ferris wheel
with a huge queueueueueue
and funny lights and costumes
the country is fab
everybody should have one
dix points to the country
i should know
i went there a couple of weeks back
there were loads of trees
loads of grass
loads of space
loads of animals
loads of great bands
loads of drugs
loads of happy people
loads of tents
loads of cars
loads of booze
loads of chairs
loads of gude fude
some biggggggg rocks
quite a bit of driving
driving, driving, driving driving
etc
there was some big fairy land
and some wineries
a bit of the old up and down
not through the chicane tho
nor a bit of the old in and out
there was a small ferris wheel
with a huge queueueueueue
and funny lights and costumes
the country is fab
everybody should have one
dix points to the country
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
by unpopular demand
after countless boffins conducted countless surveys
and countless 'peeps' crunched countless numbers
limebeaver is back
alas, it seems that still nobody has ever heard of a limebeaver...
you may notice a slight change in editorial direction
you may not
the sharpened stick is in the eye of the beholder...
and countless 'peeps' crunched countless numbers
limebeaver is back
alas, it seems that still nobody has ever heard of a limebeaver...
you may notice a slight change in editorial direction
you may not
the sharpened stick is in the eye of the beholder...
Saturday, March 14, 2009
after the demise of our beloved lider....
this blog is under review
the relevant authorities are examining its contents
its future is uncertain
this blog may be endangered
this blog may cease to exist utterly
this blog may believe in reincarnation and return as a beetle
this blog may remain the same drivel
all the balls are being kept up in the air
by means of an enormous suction device in the ceiling
strange things are afoot at the circle K
and elsewhere...
the relevant authorities are examining its contents
its future is uncertain
this blog may be endangered
this blog may cease to exist utterly
this blog may believe in reincarnation and return as a beetle
this blog may remain the same drivel
all the balls are being kept up in the air
by means of an enormous suction device in the ceiling
strange things are afoot at the circle K
and elsewhere...
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Friday, March 06, 2009
the country revisited,,,
Three lesser known things about the country;
1.black forest cakes are everywhere
you cant move for black forest cakes in the country, it gets stuck on the sole of your shoes, they attack your children and pets and they cause rabid diabetes.
2.bears roam in packs of millions
the next most dangerous thing in the country is the bears, small bears, big bears and medium racist bears, brown bears, black bears and beige bears. Dont believe the hype that bears are only in certain parts of the planet, the bears are out there man.
3.Soup is never found in the country
No soup anywhere, tomato soup, chicken soup or dog soup or any other soups. People in the country cant even spell soup, they dont know what it is, most will think you are talking about soap.
1.black forest cakes are everywhere
you cant move for black forest cakes in the country, it gets stuck on the sole of your shoes, they attack your children and pets and they cause rabid diabetes.
2.bears roam in packs of millions
the next most dangerous thing in the country is the bears, small bears, big bears and medium racist bears, brown bears, black bears and beige bears. Dont believe the hype that bears are only in certain parts of the planet, the bears are out there man.
3.Soup is never found in the country
No soup anywhere, tomato soup, chicken soup or dog soup or any other soups. People in the country cant even spell soup, they dont know what it is, most will think you are talking about soap.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
not a north country buoy
I went there once
the country that is
its a strange place
the country that is
its not quite as depicted on telly
where i get all my information from....
there arent that many people around
not too many big buildings either
the music on the radio or in the pubs and shops is always shit
not a lot of cars on the wide streets
it'd probably be a good place to learn how to drive
just a few crap pubs and a couple of ahem 'historic' buildings
and a church or some such rubbish
and lots and lots of SPACE
space is the place
more animals abound in the country
then you would see in the city
fat bastard cows munching and dumping
man they are boring methane makers
tall bastard horses standing around with their sleeveless jackets on
being all graceful and maney
silly little fluffy white bastard sheep being dumb as fuck
standing around and then standing around some more
bouncy wouncy kangaroos bouncing about
except the ones that are flat on the road with bits coming out of them
the occasional emu can be spotted
caning along and looking completely insane
if you are lucky you might spot a koala up a tree
but they might have died of sexually transmitted diseases by now
or a wombat wombling along next to the road
just before it attempts to womble across the road when the hell it feels like it
there can be birdies too black ones and white ones and pink ones
shouting there very small brains out
or an eagle or some such up really high
they look like they're having a huge time
and reptiles of all kinds
freaky looking lizards and scary looking snakes
im not convinced about the country....
the country that is
its a strange place
the country that is
its not quite as depicted on telly
where i get all my information from....
there arent that many people around
not too many big buildings either
the music on the radio or in the pubs and shops is always shit
not a lot of cars on the wide streets
it'd probably be a good place to learn how to drive
just a few crap pubs and a couple of ahem 'historic' buildings
and a church or some such rubbish
and lots and lots of SPACE
space is the place
more animals abound in the country
then you would see in the city
fat bastard cows munching and dumping
man they are boring methane makers
tall bastard horses standing around with their sleeveless jackets on
being all graceful and maney
silly little fluffy white bastard sheep being dumb as fuck
standing around and then standing around some more
bouncy wouncy kangaroos bouncing about
except the ones that are flat on the road with bits coming out of them
the occasional emu can be spotted
caning along and looking completely insane
if you are lucky you might spot a koala up a tree
but they might have died of sexually transmitted diseases by now
or a wombat wombling along next to the road
just before it attempts to womble across the road when the hell it feels like it
there can be birdies too black ones and white ones and pink ones
shouting there very small brains out
or an eagle or some such up really high
they look like they're having a huge time
and reptiles of all kinds
freaky looking lizards and scary looking snakes
im not convinced about the country....
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
nuts
nuts, rocky, mountains new zealand, sheep, wool, jumper, warm, fire, sleep, pillow, sleep, pillow, sleep, pillow, sleep, pillow. sleep. pillow. sleep.
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Monday, March 02, 2009
world domination by force of cheese...

There is a competition around to win a trip to ireland, not iceland or island... and I am definitely %100 going to win, win and go drink loads of Guinness. What follows is my highly secretive master plan of victory by a unleashing a torrent of potentially lethal cheese...
They give you the first four lines of a cheesy po about ireland and you have to finish it off...
which i have done with the unreasonable use of cheese not seen since Dirty Dancing and soon i shall invade russia in winter (or go on a cheesy 12 day bus trip around ireland)...
Cheese-Ho!
If you win, the things you’ll like most
About your tour round Ireland’s green coast
Are the people and places,
The craic and the faces
................................................
To gaze on the cliffs of Moher
Feel my brain whirr slower
A tour of the Ring of Kerry
To make my heart merry
After a kiss of the Blarney stone
Perhaps I shan't return alone
Supping of Guinness by the Liffey
Would be most spiffy
And Kilkenny by the Nore
Would tickle me to the core
To be sure
To be sure...
Smell my cheese you mothers!
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