porque los michis se llaman asi

 

como muchas cosas CHIDAS, el nombre viene de mexico!

(raremente, este nombre es muy parecido a la palabra italiana con el mismo signficado - 'micio' (pron. 'micho'), pero no son relacionadas porque vienen de familias linguisticas muy distinctas.)

salad a la rubbish

voyez-vous?

tout le monde peut le faire...

pah!

chicken a la king ou les problemes d'un polyglotte no. je sais pas

il-y-a quelques jours j'ai mange un plat appele chicken a la king

putain!

ca na va pas!

car en francais

le roi est est vachement masculin!

c'est pour ca qu'il s'appelle LE roi

donc il devrait s'appeler chicken AU king

s'ils voulaient l'appeler alla feminine

ils faudraient l'appeler chicken a la reine!

(bien sur, en laissant de côté quelques nouvelles questions de genre)

(mais je vous defi de ecrire ces choses avec mon francais rouille!)

bla bla (car)...

 

hi yo strrrronzo!

 

y mantente atento a TONTO!

Blazing Saddles

sorry tb

former fu'i star and coworker on top of box hill

blazing saddles just doesnt overly do it for me

i get it

mel brooks is clearly a bit of a genius

his absurdity is from the toppest of shelves

history of the world part 1

and spaceballs in particular

are massively funny/daft

young frankenstein, the producers (springtime for hitler!) et al

all soar mightily above the usual hollywood dross

and

blazing saddles is veeeeeeeeeery clever

and decisively right on

but it doesnt make me lose control of that particular sphincter

it more causes slight smirky spasms 

but as rattus australianicus once intoned

that aint bad...

(far fucking from it)

word of weak - antanaclasis

 

Antanaclasis is a literary device where a word or phrase is repeated, but with a different meaning each time

limebeavers language in use time (LLIUT) -

eg "this blog is a load of bollocks, and get your sweaty bollocks out of my face!"

ththth, pronto, honk and djdjdj

fly my pretties, fly!

(and they fucking did, all over the planet with their guns, germs and steel!)

90s mish mashed

 

ingredients -

alan paaartridge

sonic youths goo album cover

step 1 -  mish mash them up

step 2 - leave on internet window sill to disseminate

rando fact - Raymond Pettibon, the man behind multiple Black Flag album covers, based his drawing on a pre-existing photograph. The couple in the image is Maureen and David Smith, the sister and brother-in-law of Myra Hindley, the notorious Moors murderer. Along with her partner Ian Brady, Hindley killed five children, sexually assaulting four. Much to David Smith’s horror, he witnessed the murder of the couple’s final victim after he was invited to their home. The following day he informed the police, leading to Hindley and Brady’s arrest in 1965.

fucking gah!

it is the humour!

 

The devil at your bunghole

An absurd but comically serious canadian stuntman decides to jump his car 1.6 kms over the saint lawrence river into the usa

 nb. this is not a mockumentary, but it bloody well should be as its fucking hilarious.

the vice girls inc.

the vice girls inc.(2000) left to right - lairy spice, nutty spice, munter spice, nosh spice and (front) ooh baby baby spice.

The Vice Girls inc. were an English girl group assembled by besuited twats in 1994. Sadly, they have sold over 100 million shite records worldwide, making them the best-selling girl group/marionettes of all time. With their cynical, contrived "girl power" bullshit, the Vice Girls inc. management redefined the girl-group concept by targeting a young female fanbase with banal, corporate garbage. They 'led' the nonsense teen pop resurgence of the 1990s, were a major part of the comically misnamed "'Cool' Britannia" era, and became popular culture icons of the decade, despite being an utterly dire marketing scam for lowest common denominator, mindless drivel.

zig a zig gah!

so thats what inspired jelly bottys name

su puta madre...