Thursday, March 27, 2025

things are getting..



 

only a few days now

everybody that has to be notified

has been notified

almost everything has been turned upside down

hope i can still find that thang

that thang i will need in week 3

it looks like that other puffa puffa wont make it

so im stuck with the big puffa puffa

rigoberto has his cypher

and his activation code is imminent

don mucho is locked in for the showdown in bisanzio

doña no menos is all go for telmesso

and el hombre del mar is set for the double date in bisanzio and tarso

the linea stella bianca know the score

im hoping for an ocean view

and comfy accomodation at the first port of call

in the exotic east of middle earth

(though not at all east from this paddle pop stand) 

to sleep off the ludes and laudanum

fingers crossed michifu knows the trapano

after all

hes an experienced mano del rodeo these day


and i cant see the fucking hour!



Saturday, March 22, 2025

Prewenghi




another tasty slice of alice lowe
sometimes patchy but always entertainingly odd and slightly scary
if you like the work of julia davis
you will most likely enjoy alices work
whats it all about?
an unborn baby instructing her mother to kill?
ohhh yeahhh!




Tuesday, March 18, 2025

dove la gente ce...





queste sono le venti citta piu grandi del mondo

e sono bestie!

e sono davvero enormi


le statistiche-

la maggiore parte sono in asia

quattordici su venti

quattro sono in china

e tre sono in india


quattro sono in america

una in europa

una in africa


ne ho visitato nove
incluso le tre piu grandi

niente male ehi?


le osservazioni-

tokio e una marea di modernismo e le luci LED

giacarta si offre il traffico piu pazzo immaginabile

nuova delhi vince per la follia per il cricket e degli odori intriganti

shanghai e gia il futuro, oggi giorno

cairo si distingue per un panorama di ultimi piani incomputi (per ragioni fiscali)

citta del messico che si survola per due eternita prima di atterrare

bangkok e dove di piu si pesano l'umidita e il calore (osh!)

pechino e vivace, storica ed imperiale

buenos aires e una miscela avvenente di europa del sud e sudamerica



e tu?

quante ne hai visitato?

risposte su una cartalina virtuale...



Sunday, March 16, 2025

heres where the story (quase) begins





 
 "Set to an upbeat, jangly guitar-pop backdrop, Harriet Wheeler enchants listeners with her brisk, crystalline vocals and a crisp melodic hook. The song’s feel is evocative of a breezy, moderately cool yet still lovely autumn afternoon" - popmatters


fucking swoon!


Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Men(talists)




mr garland has done it again

shit bag husband dies/commits suicide
traumatised wife books an old country house to get away and get her head together
the owner is odd
the priest is odd
the school kid is odd
all the people in the pub are odd

everybody is fucking odd

chuck in some old skool folk biz
in the form of the green man and sheila na gig
and everthing goes absolutely bat shit bonkers



Monday, March 10, 2025

Englisch, die am wenigsten germanische ...




... und zugleich die am meisten germanische Sprache


wunderbar, Arschlöcher!



Friday, March 07, 2025

you can all just kiss off into the air...




behind my back i can see them stare...



i hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record...


Monday, March 03, 2025

nasty nattō?





nattō is a japanese dish made from soy beans
the beans are fermented in bacteria
and it tastes rottenly like it too
it absolutely reeks
and it has the consistency of slime
(with mushy bits in it)
it is often used to test the tastebud mettle of gaijins

but its apparently marvellously good for you
(ever notice how many of the oldest people in the world are japanese?)


Yūkiwodashite!