war is shit
but at least there have been some with comedy names
the 7 year war- when france got the itch and nobbed englands cat
the 30 year war-when a habsburger was served with too much bourbon
the 100 year war-which took oneupmanship to stupid levels
the boer woer-which thrilled noone
the war to end all wars (known by the hip kids as the great war)-that name aged well
the emu war-in which the emus defeated the humans despite having brains the size of gnats gonads
the war of the three sanchos-nowhere near as good as the anagrammical war of the 3 nachos
the football war- when el salvador kicked their ball into honduras garden and honduras refused to give it back
the pastry war-when the massed ranks of chocolatines fought the pains aux chocolate
the fantastic war- a trades descriptions fucker
the war of the golden stool-when the ashanti government paid off the colonist english in a most unusual manner
the war of jenkins' ear-when bob dived into an empty pool, fucked his hearing and raged through weston super mare like an incredible green welshulk
