tour de force

 

i never really got into the mission

they had some quality choons

but not a lot that grabbed one by the swingers

and something about wayne hussey is kind of off putting

hes hard to take seriously

and in the goth game

being taken seriously is what its all about

hes kind of short, ugly and unprepossessing

kind of like the wicked witch of the west

but without the verve

(dont get me started on how much of a bell end r ashcroft is)

neanmoins, this number is a corker...

guy standing conspiracy theory

 

Standing, at the Basic Income Earth Network Congress, 2012

OR WAS HE?!?

whats wrong with just worshipping a tree?

 

no tropical drone storm

 

gl puts on his dark storytelling boots

and makes an absolute banger

in his unique epic brooding style 

loosely telling the story of a moronic wannabe jihadi

who travelled across the planet to join a bunch of cunts

because dog told him to?

(he did what he had to do...)

word of the weak - hypothecation

Hypothecation is the practice of pledging an asset as collateral for a loan without transferring the asset's ownership or physical possession.

that was pretty dry wasnt it?

drier than the offspring if the gobi and antarctica got it on and had a baby

but at least if you speak a romance language you knew what was coming!

 

Blue bastard

no, the blue bastard is not a miserable git! 

A distinct species of sweetlips fish native to the shallow, tropical waters of northern Australia.
 

The common name was coined by frustrated anglers because the fish is notoriously difficult to hook on a fly. The formal scientific name (caeruleonothus) combines the Latin words for "blue" (caeruleo) and "bastard" (nothus).

viva straya!

Auntie Aggie

(n.b does not faithfully represent auntie aggie)

auntie aggie lived Cumbernauld 

between edinburgh and glasgow

auntie aggie was quite elderly

and very kind to a vague step relation and a complete stranger

auntie aggie had a stairlift to get up and down (the stairs obvs)

and loved to watch her 'stories' on daytime telly

auntie aggie referred to many people as 'his nibs'

and had a fake 'fire'

(which i found hilarious)

auntie aggie was very hospitable

and gave us advice on where to visit in her caledonia

auntie aggie had a lovey brogue

and fed and humoured us callow fools with great patience

auntie aggie was (politely) appalled that we didnt go to the cairngorns (as i had wished)

because a fucking idiot wanted to see a coastal shithole

no doubt auntie aggie has left the building by now

vale and thanks for the fry ups auntie aggie