Friday, September 29, 2023

push it real good





something
something 
nutter



Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Monday, September 25, 2023

Jacks Laddered Medias






jack ladder is a tall, curious chap
and makes lovely and interesting music
his real name is the appalling 'tim rogers'
so thankfully he went for a nom d'art

not that long ago i had tix to see him
one of which was bought for some fucker who virtually disappeared
ciononostante
i was up for seeing him superhans
so i rocked up appropriately late for the gig
only to learn that there were THREE support acts
and jacks back wouldnt be on until stupid oclock
way too laticle for this olde geezer!

thus
i finished my pint on the rickety chair on the steetside
tried and failed to flog the tix online
and fucked right off 
many sheckles poorer
without even spying the lanky streak of musicianship

cheers then jackson
check you next time you are B.I.T
and playing at an appropriate hour at a geriatric residence 
in my rather particular fenetre




ps upside discovered when an acquaintance informed that it was a a bit shit




Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Kin-dza-dza!




a marvellously mental soviet sci fi film
apparently full of soviet allegories, boh!
chock full of Chatlians and Patsaks
Gravitsappas and Pepelats
and ominous Tranklucators
on the planet Pluke

get this genius into your eye holes 
and a big fucking koo to you!



Monday, September 18, 2023

Vatican Girl: O, quegli stronzi di ladri assassini




ci sono tre conclusioni abbastanza ragionevoli, e in tutti i tre il vaticano e coinvolto e colpevole... fdps!






ben detto obi wan



Friday, September 15, 2023

Alla ricerca di Nemo -- non tuo...




non so perche, ma in italiano questo mi ha sempre fatto ridere

boh!


Monday, September 11, 2023

Thursday, September 07, 2023

If you're listening ed, give us a tale...



 

ever the humble hero
(mit einem Augenzwinkern)
ed k claimed that on the 8th of november 1989
the night before berlin wall fell
he played in west berlin
and was a catalyst for the the events that followed

he went on to tell us that on that particular evening 
when he changed the whirllld
he got his fans to wave their lighters around
and do a big old sing-along
kum bay fucking ya ed!
and that as times have changed
best we get out our mobilies and shine them about instead
and maybe
just maybe 
we could feel some of those bags of change
from that fateful night!

nice one ed!

for those knot in the no
ed is the greatest (germano)/strayan rocker of all time
a driving force behind the earliest australian punk band of note
the saints
(who predated the famed blimey spitty band everybody is familiar with)
and has released an outstanding body of work in the decades since
and still knows how rock out

vielen dank herr kuepper!


Tuesday, September 05, 2023

wtf lah?

 




apparently in a recent week

there were 1.25K readers of this blog

from the tiny island nation of singapore

something, something rotten fishies...


ive never set foot in singapore proper

although ive spent many hours in the delightful singapore airport

on several occasions

its the loveliest airport of all

(admittedly a diabolically feeble competition)

plentiful comfy couches, tvs with fitba, waterfalls, mini forests

its absolutely lush


but considering this blog has (understandably) averaged exceedingly low numbers

(probably about none)

over 17 fucking years

this sudden upturn in readership from singapore

is spectacularly dubious

wtf lah?




Friday, September 01, 2023

THE PLATFORM - obvio




que filmazo
si es un hoyo
un gran bel hoyo
pero en ingles
se llama la plataforma
que podria ser definido como el opuesto!
aquellos locos anglofonos!

es un film obscuro
a veces sangriente
y tienso
y un headfuck total!

pero deja de decir pinche 'obvio!'