Friday, September 30, 2022

desk of sport



in the 19th and early 20th centuries
a popular sport in lancashire
was clog fighting!
it involved kicking your opponent in the shins
while wearing wooden clogs
which were often sharpened or had metal attached
until one of the competitors cried
'sufficient!'

bloody shinned cristos on a segway!


 

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

The Innocents (ou pas)



en ironisk tittel eller hva?

spooky little fuckers...



Friday, September 23, 2022

Semper Fatuum




freedom is the only way, yeah!




Tuesday, September 20, 2022

fittipaldi corre per fratelli d'italia come candidato all'estero

 


che cretino dalle basette gigantesche

spero che il suo patetico ritardato veicolo del cazzo si esploda alla partenza

vai tomar no cu!



Sunday, September 18, 2022

Måneskin - VENT'ANNI (o meno) di qualsiasismo



allora
dopo piu di un anno di vederli menzionati sul feis 
da quando hanno vinto il trashovision
mi sono rimasto cosi
wao que competenza
come sono famosi per il euroschifo, avevo degli idea specifici di come sarebbero stati
ma no.. non sono patetici
cmq
non ce niente di originale

prende un po di interpol
e mette un po di yeah yeah yeahs
poi qualche goccia di the strokes
e un dash di ligabue
e eccoli

una banda adeguata
e basta


Thursday, September 15, 2022

Beavis and Butthead do no.31- shaggy


- what is this, this accent hes talking?
- dumbass, its foreign



Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Saturday, September 10, 2022

stonking gig thatll be

 




but no

it wont

not for me anyway

ive been waiting for this gig for years

had my tix sitting in my inbox for months

new songs from new album to flog

new lineup to smash it

(with two drummers!)

and legendary new guitarist 

taking the place of legendary old guitarist

making this version of the crunch

something of an oz supergruppo

of course

like all old bastards

i still wish it was the original lineup

from the belle epoque

with bully boy spot on the drums

jamming good with weird and gilly


but im not THAT sad of a bastard 

who demands that time stands still 

so i can witness exactly what blew my mind at the end of the victorian era

and those are truly plentiful

when it comes to bands like these


- yeah i mean, after bestie left the beatles

they were never the same

they sold out man

or 

- ive got the third acetate audio microfiche of the first single

from andy lovely and the jubblies

all that wax cylinder shite is for try hards



nevermind all that bollocks

i was still keen to dig it and wiggle a bit from side to side

the few newies ive come across sound promising

so i was (un)guardedly emozionato about the show

and the reviews of the current tour have been ravey wavey


alas

it was not (to) essere

so its

left me lying here with you, tristesse



Wednesday, September 07, 2022

language schmanguage


all power to dialects!



Saturday, September 03, 2022

on this day... cristoforo fece una belinata




on august 3rd 1492
old cristoforo colombo took his belin and got on a boat
in palos de la frontera in spain
and set off to cause an absolute casino 
on a global scale

leading to the deaths of hundreds of millions of people
and a lot of general racist cuntery
and
trump


bravo cristoforo!


Thursday, September 01, 2022

beep beep うん!




super movie that!
thought provoking
with multi language capers
(not all spoken)
gorgeous asian ladies
beautiful japanese scenery
modern cities and lovely countryside
interesting characters with funky backstories
and topped off with general fascinating japanlandia vibes

ichi ban!