aint no words

equanimity

peccadillo

portent

interstice

verbose

In balneis Fitzroy romanus est?

ever been to baaaaarth in britannia superior?

its a very prity city

full of gorgeous george architecture

the main attraction is obviously the roman baths

the romans famously always had THE plan when they set up new towns

amphitheatres, fora, arenas, temples etc

all over their huuuuge empire

from cilicia to numidia

the dacia to caledonia

another of those essential elements are the baths

with heated water!

what is less known is that the romans also got as far as straya mate

where, as ever, they set up their planned town

in the region previously known as ngar-go

and now known as fitzroy

qui causam potuisset scire?

el marron dorado

los pinches estranguladores?

il tacchino e lo stivale vecchio

per tanti anni la rai era trasmetteva il formula uno

e come il formula uno e' molto amato in italia

grazie alla ferrari

lo transmettava sul canale principale

rai uno

dah dah!

e visto che lo seguo da sempre

e non serve una maestria completa della lingua per caprire che succede

io guardavo ogni gara

(e l'orario non faceva schifo, immaginatevi!)

nei primi anni due milla

i due ospiti erano due esempi perfetti

della cultura di celebrita del fama televisuale

(per fortuna era prima dell'epoca degi infuckingfluencer

non erano esperti sportivi

(neanche esperti in nessun altro senso)

questi due gli chiamavo (senza affetto) per ragioni visuali ovvie

il tacchino

(amedeo goria)

e

lo stivale vecchio

(paola ferrari)

no ho il piu pallida idea che fanno adesso

(ma sono sicuro che faranno uno schifo tremendo)

e ne sono contento

andate a fanculo deficienti!

LEVIATHAN

a bleached whale skeleton on a windswept beach

a corrupt politician

a dysfunctional family

an alcoholic father

living in a desirable location

a visiting former comrade, now lawyer

shit tons of wodka

standover tactics become violence

a chilly barbacoa

playing with firearms

lovers caught in flagrante

someones dead!

(its not the whale)

the right words to say

 

alacrity

inveterate

heinous

dogmatic

kinetic

You have to say what Cornflakes mean to you in 10 words

so i said...

i saw the news today, oh for fucks sake

 

upon a quick squizzage at the online news

the first titles that grabbed attention

reminded me that jarvis had, has and always will have raisons...

after (historically) recently invading and illegally annexing crimea

(to add to the collection of donbass, south ossetia, abkhazia and transnistria)

putains russia are now complaining about ukraine including 'their' territory on the the ukrainian national football kits (in the form of a map) at the upcoming european championships

AAAAND

following the news that gringolandia

which has led the rampant international corporate theft via tax avoidance

(not mentioning the rape of the planet, oops...)

had proposed a way to make such corporate scum pay an insignificant amount of tax

the british government wants an exemption 

for the 'city of london'

home to some of the worlds biggest corporate thieves

so their pet ladrones will continue their looting unhindered

for further tales of bared faced brass necked cuntery

open your fucking eyes

vainas /weas obvias

 

simple words

ostensible

roister

mercantile

quisling

symbiosis

pretty words

doggerel

peripatetic

iniquity

invidious

manifest

Beavis And Butt-Head do no. 13 Madonna

beavis youd do your old white haired grandma if you got the chance...