standing around on the fence

some people stand around

some people park it on the fence

and yet...

you could have it all:

WEHOFLB presents your synergetic anti-quixotic way of the future:

(with extra colons):

Standing Around On The Fence

Procrastinate and remain utterly non-committal in one go!

(without urinating on yourself)

the sky has gone out

it'll be back in 15...

the tyranny of pegs..

youve gotta watch out for pegs

they can be quite the tyrant

not in the oldy not totally completely romano way

but in the modern day sense of the term

you know...

Stalinesque

sounds like a tricky record

just with the blood of a few more million on its grooves

yes

its the tyranny of pegs

beware them

they lay in wait

looking for the opportunity to peg out

and take control of your life

rule you mercilessly

beware

the tyranny of pegs

yes jiggida jiggida minister