of horses and muppets

do NOT adjust your settee

Apocalypto - o si, mel es un cabron, pero sabe hacer pelis

yo lo vi de nuevo el otro dia

porque ultimamente he tenido ganas de ver unos cuentos historicos 'americanos'

que se tratan de los pueblos indigenas

y ya vi muchos otros programas

como frontera verde, el abrazo de la serpiente, la mision, pajaros de verano etc  

y si

aun es fuerte

aun es violento

aun es espectacular

aun es creible

y aun es entretenido

(si no muy exacto historicamente)

pero no se trata del mismo asunto que apocalypso...

que es otro tema completamente! (una paleta muuuy peligrosa)

worst carpool... ever?

 Oh, the humanity, and all the bystanders screaming around here!

Vs

one pair has cause untold suffering to many millions 

and the other two are murderous dictators!

via GIPHY

yamato - Kyōdai no bando, Nihongohan (kind of)

(but not really)

three young super best friends sign up to fight the gaijins

on the super giant fuck off warship, yamato

in the pacific 'theatre'

as nihon is losing, inevitably

and shit happens to them

it looks generally impressive

the acting isnt too shabby

theres plenty of blood spattered all over the shop/warship

but the sets/cgi arent great

and the background music is too obvious and melodramatic

its all a bit cheesy

but as its east asian

perhaps we cant talk about cheese

so its a bit tofuey?

which means it cant be rated ichi ban...

y mientras hablamos de locura y de futbol...

les presento Tano Pasman: "Reacciones de un hombre pacífico".

que che boludo!

they shoot heroin, dont they?

A white line, a dead heat

I've got the jockey on my back

the outstandingly daft spectacle of horse diving was around for nearly a century

 Manikato, he just can't let go of his heinous addiction

Anyone tell you Phar Lap's a junkie, buddy, that ain't fiction

“It was good, but he wanted it to be better. And he came up with the idea of having a woman on the horse’s back.”

Well, what was Silver speeding on

When he was under the Lone Ranger?

when it was finally killed off in the early 21st Century

Wayne Pacelle, then president and chief executive of the Humane Society of the United States, told Reuters, “This is a merciful end to a colossally stupid idea.”

Shoot heroin, shoot heroin, don't they?

ogni tanto mi chiedo perche amo l'italia

poi guardo un video di tiziano crudele...

ouais maintenant c'est la fin...

vale belle dame...

 

Turkmentalstan

if you get the chance to visit central asia

which would be super cool

groove over from your more normal stans

to the land of the turkmen

and hold onto your telpek

because its 'politics'

are beyond that of your standard chicken rentalist

düýbünden däli!

je ne sais pas pourquoi...

mais je trouve ça tellement drôle !

ouais

je sais bien que les mèmes sur 'la chute' sont très dépassés

et que je viens de voir les orangs-outans relativement recemment

mais c'est trop fucking marrant quand meme...

i might be a cunt...

but im not a t shirt thieving simian fucking cunt...

picture this if you will...

youve just deplaned in sandakan

from a rather depressing short flight over northern borneo

gazing out the window 

at the vast expanses of palm oil plantations

beautifully and terribly symmetrical

where famously epic virgin forest once stood

its punishingly hot

and obscenely humid

you are dripping with sweat

you grab a grab for the hotel in nearby sepilok

after some fun historical bantz about sulu/phillipine claims on sabah

you degrab at the hotel

which is truly at the edge of jungle

only to discover that your room

is truly at edge of the earth

a painful trudge/haul later

you fall in the door

crank up the ac

hang your disgustingly fetid t shirt

on the arm of a chair on the balcony

and fall on your bed in relief

in a pitiful state

after a brief rest and casual swearing session

you go outside to check on

said grim t shirt

only to find it gone!

a painful long trudge back to reception follows

only to be informed that you shouldnt hang things on the balcony

because macaques and occasionally jungle men

half inch them!

bagus!

following a further return trudge

and a salutary nap

your amiable companion retrudges to reception

to be told that the cleaners hadnt seen it

and it must have been the macaques!

leaving you without your fave t-shirt

but 

with the unshakeable image

of a macaque pissing about in the jungle

draped in your quality tism nonsense

ps our neighbours in the adjoining room

with whom we shared the balcony

left their swim gear out on and off for four days

without an issue!

kan ni na!

word of the weak - hemidemisemiquaver

 

(un notare bene pedantico - german should NOT be a part of the body, old western germanic/north sea germanic, is the basis of english, so it should be the whole torso, not latin!)

hemidemisemiquaver — a 64th note, in other words, a half of a half of a half of an eighth note,

deriving from 'half' from 3 different languages, hemi-greek, semi-latin, demi-french

if ever there were a mongrel language it is this one RIGHT HERE