Wednesday, September 30, 2020

acabo de pasar para ver en que condicion estaba mi condicion


 

en una visita a baja california
despues de unas paradas en rosarito y ensenada
llegamos a coyote cals
en erindera
en hostal hecho por gringos para gringos
(o es el opuesto?)
pero era todo nuevo
apenas abierto
asi estuvimos solos con el jefe

el dia que llegamos
este gringo jefe recibio una entrega de un ladrillo de maria
y se le nos ofrecio a participar
con su gigante bong
asi fumamos
y tomamos cervezas
y jugamos a pool
con un empleado local que no hablaba para nada el ingles
y no habliamos ni una palabra de espanol
incluso sin decir nada, hemos cambiado las reglas entre partidos
desde aquellas gringas hasta las australianas
quien sabe que penso el pobrecito!

despues de mas cervezas
y mas pegas del bongazo
nos sentamos para ver una peli cheverisima
y psicodelica
el grande lebowski
(que es ahora un de mis pelis preferidas)
con una pantalla enorme y sonido surround

al empiezo estuvo genial
pero para mi pobre cerebro drogado
era demasiado
muuuuuuuuucho demasiado
mano...

pues
despues de un ratito
quizas 10 minutos
o quizas una hora
(el tiempo se movia de manieras misteriosas)
en tratando de disfrutar
o almenos aguantar la peli

tuve que regresar a mi cama
y subir la escalera era muuuy complicada!
donde me quede por horas
con mi mente 
zumbando a mil millas por segundo
demasiado jodido para mudarme

no mames...

Sunday, September 27, 2020

lonesome are the words...



prestidigitation




winsome




pettifog




fungible




jeroboam

Friday, September 25, 2020

heavy shag


 

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

tutte le persone, cosi tante persone...




poi
finalmente sono uscito di casa
dopo sei mesi di incarcerazione
sono andato fino al parco
(in fondo della mia strada)

non era una giornata splendida
c'erano abbastanza nuvole
e un vento vivace

cosi ci sono stato per non molto piu di mezz'ora
e non ho letto molto del mio libro
che si tratta della vita nella citta dei djinns
e la mascarina mi rompeva le palle
facendo innebbiare i lenti del sole

pero ci sono arrivato
e ho visto la gente che facevano il footing
girare... e girare...

Friday, September 18, 2020

ahh, jesteś po prostu słony




lub, jak śpiewali sneaker pimps;

Weź mnie w dół,
sześć pod ziemią, ziemia pod twoimi stopami...



Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Y esas palabras son: Cómo me gustan!




jocund




eschew




isthmus



quiescence




parse


 

Monday, September 14, 2020

que brujaja...







 


de jovencito

despues del dia escolastico fatigoso 

regresando a casa

yo miraba siempre la tv

miraba muchas tonterias

pero ya me enamore de dos chicas

dos rubias guapas, gringas y magicas

genie y samantha

que ya eran abuelas viejitas en la vida real


pero

ya se notaba un modelo particular en mis gustos


Saturday, September 12, 2020

esa vieja castaña...




la historia completa de la humanidad en ocho imagenes

 

Friday, September 11, 2020

solo (o quasi), tra le 'galline'




anche prima dell'estate di 2003 mi sono innamorato della isola gallinara
gia qualche volto l'avevo visto dal treno sulla costa azzurra ponente
una bella isoletta appena di 'la' dalla costa
a 1.5 km cosi vicino ma staccato
ma quando abbiamo fatto camping ad albenga 
subito davanti 
se lo poteva vedere dalla tenda!
ho deciso che un giorno lo comprarei
avevo proggettato tutto
ormeggerei mi barca a vela nella piccola marina
accanto al motoscafo 
ovviamente
poi abiterei nel castellino
con il mio harem
(che anche fuzionarebbe come staff)
ci mettrei una piscina
(non troppo grande, non esageriamo)

avrei fatto scavare un tunnel segreto tra l'isola e un punto segreto sulla costa
forse avrei dovuto comprare una casa vicino al mare anche da quella parte
come uscita segreta
e poi in fino avrei installato un trenini per fare piu facile il percorso

cosi quando mi annoiavo delle fighe sulla isola
sarei potuto andare a passare i bei pomeriggi sul lungomare del paesino
a giocare le carte, le bocce, mangiare un bel gelato e sparare cazzate con i vecchi

Tuesday, September 08, 2020

spot the twat #3 - bolsonaro; un filho da mãe monte de merda

Outrageous Quotes That Prove Jair Bolsonaro is a Threat to Brazil's Democracy


Bolsonaro, Brazil’s president since 2019, has a long history of embracing torture and making violent comments against vulnerable groups.

Bolsonaro supporters carry a doll of "The Legend," as they call him.


Flirting with Brazil’s Dictatorship (1964 – 1985)

1. In a 1999 televised interview, he said: “I am in favor of torture, you know that, and the people are in favor too. Through the vote, you will not change anything in this country. Anything! Absolutely nothing! Things will change, unfortunately, the day we start a civil war in here. And doing the work that the military regime did not do, killing about 30,000! Some innocent will die, it’s OK.”

 

2. In 2016, he dedicated his vote in favor of impeaching democratically-elected President Dilma Rousseff to Colonel Carlos Brilhante, who ran the detention center where Dilma was tortured in her youth. “In memory of Carlos Alberto Brilhante Ustra, the terror of Dilma Rousseff,” he said prior to casting his vote.


Promoting Homophobia 

3.In a 2011 interview with Playboy, he said: “I would be incapable of loving a homosexual child. I’d rather have a son of mine die in an accident than appear with a mustache next to him.”

4.He also endorsed physical punishment to “cure” homosexuality in 2010, during a TV debate on a law to punish physical punishment against children.

“Yeah, I think there’s the spanking for that. Just as you change a boy’s aggressive behavior, you need a spanking, a whipping to be able to change the somewhat delicate behavior for a man.”

This is particularly dangerous in a country where one member of the LGBTI community is murdered every two days due to rampant homophobia.

Misogyny: Joking About Rape and Endorsing Workplace Discrimination 

5.“I wouldn’t rape you because you do not deserve it,” Bolsonaro told Workers’ Party legislator Maria do Rosario in December 2014. In an attempt to explain the phrase, he said: “She does not deserve to be raped because she is very bad, because she is very ugly.”

 

6. In 2015, Bolsanoro argued “women should earn less because they get pregnant. When she returns [from maternity leave], she will have another month’s vacation, meaning she worked five months that year. ”

Against Brazil’s Poor, Black and Indigenous People

7. In 2003, during a radio interview, he said: “It’s not that a person who can read and write is free of marginality. We have to adopt urgently, yes, against all and against everyone, especially human rights defenders, a strict birth control policy. Enough of giving the means for more and more couples to bring people who don’t have the minimum condition to be a citizen in the future.”

 

8.In a public event in 2017, flanked by a Brazilian and an Israeli flag, Bolsonaro said: “I went to a Quilombo (territory inhabited by Afro-Brazilian descendants of escaped slaves). The lightest Afro-descendant weighed seven arrobas (around 225 pounds). They do nothing. I think they don’t even serve to procreate. Over US$245 million is spent on them every year. … There will be not one centimeter for an Indigenous reserve or for a Quilombola.”


from humanwrongswatch


e há muitos, muitos mais ...

Saturday, September 05, 2020

To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one...

a pawwwwwn shop



v's

a pooooooorrrrrrrrn shop




c'era una volta

in the before times

on a jaunt to the west coast of eeuueeuueeuu

we were based in lovely mission beach

just north of san diego

at the place a charming young lady called aige

who was the friend of an ex of a friend of a parrots former owner

it was enormous fun

she was a uni student at usd! usd!

and her place was only 50 metres from the bleach

aige was a wonderful host

smart, sexy and very cool

causing much besmittenment from all parts

she took us all over san diego

and showed us a fab old time with her uni mates

we went to a sublime mexican restaurant in la joya

where we ate gorgeous food for free

coz it belonged to her friends family

we went to usd! usd! where we used the internet GASP!,  played tennis and even sat in on a sociology lecture

but mostly goggled at how we seemed on the set of  a million shit 80's hollywood college films

we went on the russian mountain on the pier

we went to the top gun restaurant

we went to a britpop nightclub for my birthday

we went to the local pub where you couldnt smoke inside GASP!

we even went to a couple of uni parties

which were full of beautiful, young and highly dense types


one evening back at her pad

over yet more weak as piss beer

we were talking about how we needed to buy a  travel clock

for our upcoming adventure south of the border

so i asked aige if she knew of any pawn shops

after falling down laughing

she sought to explain the difference between a pawn shop and a porn shop

we said

of course we know the difference

a pawn shop sells second hand goods people let go of for money

a porn shops sells saucy movies, lube, enormous black dildos called thundering roger etc


she could but weep whilst rolling on the floor giggling like a mad woman


it seemed our way of pronouncing these two words was the funniest thing that had ever happened in mission beach

silly tourists cant talk proper!

so like a good teacher

she sat us down and gave us elocution lessons

on the correct way of pronouncing these words

making us pronounce them over and over

at which point we fell to the floor laughing

crazy gringa cant talk proper!


the following day 

determined to ram home her point she insisted on taking us on a day trip 

to sample the varying delights of the local pawn shop 

followed by the dizzying array of filth at the local porn shop


it was astonishing that we made we were not all wiped out in a car crash

considering the combined amount of floor (or is it flaw?) time spent in alfonse that morning...


Friday, September 04, 2020

As we enter the eleventh month...



 I find covids attention seeking pandemic based twattery even more annoying than months one to ten...

 

Wednesday, September 02, 2020

why the 70's were bad part.354


 FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!