these lucky fuckers saw big cats fighting in Ranthambhore National Park

yes they did

with their own ojo ojo ojitos

how fucking magnificent is this?

when i went to ranthambore

super excited at the possibility of seeing the huge stripey bastards

i did two four hour safaris there

and saw

approximately

ningun tigres

fucking buuuu!

(tambien si dije a todo el mundo que no importa.. bla bla bla
y si yo quisiera ver uno cien por ciento garantizado
yo hubiera ido a un zoo
bla bla bla
me quede decepcionado y
buuu lo mismo)

well that was an infierno of a day...

 

rubber johnny & and nobody's getting married

well old sexy suit man robert palmer wasnt too shabby
he always looked sharper than the top 4 finishers in the mr sharp thing contest 1927
(which was sponsored by obsidian bovril)
and THOSE lady drones in addicted to love
certainly made impressionS the teenage world over

but the wonders of community radio bring us
(for the bazillionth time)
an interesting sideways twist
with extra traghetto!

whats she building in there?

is it a machine to break the chain on her leg?

or an olfactory device to block out the smells and sounds of the other beasties?

or is a protection device for the malditos gringos wanting a pic?

one can only hope she was content.

ecco dove siamo arrivati - Fuori Dal Tunnel el el el (big fucking magari)

(anche se il tunnel di divertimento mi manca da una vita)

monkey see monkey do-ont?

"when i grow up, im going to be fucking huuuge and pink and millions will worship me..."

you go sugo...

whats your favourite racetrack in japan?

mine is in miyagi province

monkey was... irrepressible

well kinda
his toes do need the occasional touch up

he was fucking big
and fucking pink
and he wasnt wrapped up in chinese buddhist mythology
was he?
and certainly not in the comedy genius of japanese tv retelling

but you never know
unless you are skyclad and have a beard down to next tuesday
but i certainly wont
and he certainly was involved in hindu mythology!

hes hanuman
much better than bat, super or spidertwat
or any other franchiseman

and from his peak at over 2500 metres in the himalayas
he can see eeeeverything
(but hes the only one that fucking can)

well, this is entertaining...if a tad morbid

this must be the place...

40 years later (give or take)

gracias abuelos mios