dave's buckets night

that was a first
ive never done that before
i have missed the bus once tho
went out for a buckets night
or a stagger night
i imagine they are the same thing
perhaps its a uk/us/oz thing
i guess they are supposed to be big and manly
and single
with their big horns and errr fur or something
i would have preferred if it was called moose night
or goat night
and whats with hens nights
bucks and hens?
what kind of animal farm nightmare is that
it'd never work
bungholes
anyway, whilst the hens were out henning
wandering around the farmyard pecking up maggots
i went to the buckets thing
in the ciudad de melbourne
at a pub i had never heard of
called the bung and hole
a bit dodgy really
we sat around in a blokey circle and drank beer
we wandered outside and smoked fags
we went downstairs and went to the lavatory
then we moved downstairs to our own big room
where we sat around and drank beer etc etc
until the poker ladies showed up
and we played poker, drank beer, etc etc
then a lot more drinking happened
which i somehow missed
more poker
more stealing other peoples chips
more drinking
we ate pizza
a stripper showed up
and it was actually very funny
then we got the boot
and i planned to steal 700 pizza bits
and tried to finish all the left over beer
we then set off to the next pub
but it was pretty hazy
i was tired and poor and rather drunk
then a scuffle broke out in a who is the biggest bogan contest
and that was the cue to tram it damnit
then miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccioooooooooooo