Monday, June 30, 2025

word of the weak - allodoxaphobia



Allodoxaphobia is the fear of hearing other people’s opinions. The word Allodoxaphobia comes from Greek ‘allo’ meaning different, ‘dox’ meaning opinion and ‘phobos’ which comes from the Greek God of fear.


limebeavers language in use time (LLIUT) -

eg. shut the fuck up with your bad vibes man or you'll trigger my allodoxaphobia and i will shit my AND your pants



Saturday, June 28, 2025

que barbaro que era mi castellano!



mi espanol en 2011
 

bárbaro, ra

adj. y s. De cualquiera de los grupos de pueblos que en el siglo v invadieron el Imperio romano y se extendieron por la mayor parte de Europa, o relativo a ellos.

Violento, cruel:

eres un bárbaro, no trates así al perro.

Grosero, que no tiene educación:

me cambié de trabajo porque tenía un jefe que era un bárbaro.

Bruto, imprudente:

no seas bárbaro y conduce más despacio.

(adj. col. Estupendo, extraordinario:

una cena bárbara, un muchacho bárbaro.)


mi primera visita a caracas era en 2007 y esta era despues de solo unos meses de estudiar el idioma

ya sabia el italiano entonces podia entender y comunica un poco

y dije a mi madre del otro planeta que un dia le hubiera hablado en un castellano super bueno

a ver!


regrese en 2010 y mi espanol era mucho mejor!

(despues de mas estudios y de haber pasado un mes en america latina, viajanda al sur desde el yucatan)

pude defenderme bastante bien

pero mi nivel no era para nada fluido!

 

en 2011 regrese de nuevo

despues de mucho estudio y yo tenia muchas ganas de presumirme a simona cuanto era mejorado mi castellano

cuando llegue, hablaba super bien!

(al menos lo creia)

y dije a simona

que tal esta mi castellano? 

todo orgulloso


y simona me dijo que mi castellano era 'barbaro'!

con una grande sonrisa

entendi solo el significado literal

(mira arriba)


me quede confundido y decepcionado

pero no dije nada

la vida y el viaje se continuaba...

y me lo olvide


solo unos meses despues

en el otro lado del mundo

pregunte a otra amiga hispanohablante

y

aprendi que barbaro puede significa chevere!


que vergacion!



Tuesday, June 24, 2025

cuantas pirañas?




Una vez fui a pescar pirañas
en los llanos
aquellas cheveres
no aquellas bacanos
y atrape una
despues nos comimos nuestra pirañas
(no eran riquisimas)
y me quedé con el cráneo como recuerdo y lo ingresé ilegalmente a mi país!




hay tantas pirañas
cuidado con las pirañas...


Sunday, June 22, 2025

TITANOTWAT: The OceanGate Submersible Disaster




rich arrogant entitled twat overestimates his own cleverness
inevitably fucks up
kills himself
and some other rich twats
(a part le pauvre expert francais) 
quelle fucking surprise!



Friday, June 20, 2025

te gustan las sandias?





¿Cómo te gustaría una en la cara, a alta velocidad?




Monday, June 16, 2025

WHO KILLED THE KLF?




banging about in the tardis
3am in fuckityarse nowhere
the last tram to limbo central
etre justifie ET ancien
referencing traditional polynesian kit
burning a million squid (with no lemon juice!)

its a hell of a ride

short answer
the klf dunnit!


Saturday, June 14, 2025

Hindi and Urdu - THE SAME LANGUAGE?




haan!
 
next...


Thursday, June 12, 2025

word of the weak - encomium




An encomium is a formal expression of high praise or admiration for a person or thing. It often conveys warmth and enthusiasm in its commendation.

now go and give your mummy a good hard dose of encomium.



Tuesday, June 10, 2025

as we enter the 239th week...

 



the john hopkins university dashboard has given up hope and committed seppuku

with some kind of super whetted digital wakizashi

and slumped the virtual ground gasping for binary breath until expiring


but covid lives on...



I find covid's attention seeking pandemic based twattery even more annoying than weeks one to two hundred and thirty eight...


Sunday, June 08, 2025

cat grand torino pronto said...




so i asked chatgtp to write a blog in the style of this logorrheic shower of shite.

accurate? better? worse? humanity is dooooomed?

draw your own conclusions (with a lovely selection of pastel crayons)-



Tuesday, 2:14 AM

Things I’m Not Entirely Sure Aren’t Real (Vol. 7)

Posted by LimeBeaver 🍋🦫


Okay. So I was eating a kiwi and I started thinking about ghosts.

That’s how this post begins.

I don’t care if it makes sense. Most things don’t. Like fax machines. Or the word “pumpernickel.” But ghosts, specifically: salty ghosts.

Why are ghosts always sad or angry or Victorian? Where are the ghosts who died during a hot summer afternoon while arguing about sandwich toppings? Show me the ghost of Brenda who haunts the break room fridge because someone once threw away her tuna melt.

Anyway, while I was contemplating spectral passive aggression, I remembered something much more pressing:

Has anyone ever seen a goose sleep?

Like—actually sleep. I’ve seen them honk. I’ve seen them threaten toddlers. I’ve seen them look me dead in the eye as if to say, “You think you’re the protagonist, but I’m the plot twist.”

But have I ever seen a goose peacefully tucked in, dreaming of bread?

No.

And I don’t trust that.


over to you twatobots of the world...



Friday, June 06, 2025

the only way is ugley




i bet you cant wait to get into TOWIU...
 


Wednesday, June 04, 2025

bear bait?



yoshimi battles the pink robots? super catchy!




but... 
kobayashi vs giant bear
(in a hot dog eating competition!)
brilliant!

Monday, June 02, 2025

Safe European home (ritrovando la mia)





e stato bello andare a trovare la vecchia casa
quel continentino
(che non lo e per niente, e una penisola!)
appena appena
30 anni dopo la prima visita

non era proprio l'esatta europa che mi fascinava da piccolo
dove ho vissuto per anni
viaggiato tantissimo
fatto tante amicizie
e sperimentato moltissime esperienze importanti
e spacciato innumerevole cazzate

e dove non ho messo piede da piu di un decennio
(che sarebbe stato impensabile 20 anni fa)

ma c'erano tante cose molto simili
come 
come si aprono le finistre
come si aprono le serrature delle porte
le tante parole francesi
i negozi gia conosciuti
le marche di cibo famose
anche l'architettura dei palazzi 
e vari pasti abbastanza greci!

e stato bello rivederci amico vecchio
anche delle faccie familiari!