Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Per Me È Importante





Il mio pensiero vola verso te
per raggiungere le immagini
scolpite ormai nella coscienza
come indelebili emozioni
che non posso più scordare
e il pensiero andrà a cercare
tutte le volte che ti sentirò distante
tutte le volte che ti vorrei parlare
per dirti ancora
che sei solo tu la cosa
che per me è importante...
che per me è importante...


una delle prime canzoni in italiano che mi ha veramente commosso
anche per il video stratoccante

malgrado no ci sia una ammâ specifica di la'
la mando ai tanti amici sparsi lontani in questa fine del(l) mondo anno

 

Monday, December 29, 2025

NAMBLA - fuck me, its real!



 "Dude, you have *sex* with *children*" 


'The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA, stylized as NAMbLA) is a pedophilia and pederasty advocacy organization in the United States. It works to abolish age-of-consent laws criminalizing adult sexual involvement with minors and campaigns for the release of men who have been jailed for sexual contacts with minors that did not involve what it considers coercion.'
- wikipedia


Saturday, December 27, 2025

word of the weak - glottochronology



 

The use of statistical data to date the divergence of languages from their common sources.


Mets ça dans ta pipe et suce-le



Saturday, December 20, 2025

Thursday, December 18, 2025

bus wankers




i finally got around to completing/watching the inbetweeners (inc films)
nothing but the hottest takes here at limebeaver.etc
(coming soon an update from the front in the boer woer)
its very good and not annoying like a lot of teen shows
simon birds character is brilliant
that dumb bloke is decent comedic value
and the handsome/likeable guy is well, likeable
but that other prick...
i get it, hes a bullshitter
but hes an utterly unfunny wanker
and that fucking stupid hair!

BUT
the pressing question is...

why on earth didnt they use this absolute banger of a sleeper track as title music?!!!


was there ever an ever a more yawning chasm of an open goal missed?

come avrebbe detto l'ex vicino di casa - for fucks saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!


Tuesday, December 16, 2025

once in every lifetime...



 
comes a bad american knock off of the young ones. (thankfully)


for every quality american adaptation of brit tv show eg the office 
there are at least 7 stupendously shit american adaptations eg fawlty towers, red dwarf, the inbetweeners etc 

and oh no not them is certainly pitiful
if only ever so slightly redeemed with some form of pathetic charm
it was never going to work
replacing rik and vyv
the two main legend cars
with whatever fuck those guys are supposed to be.

but theyve got to feed the money beast and original ideas probably cost more
so whos up for an appalling adaptation of this country, set in small town kansas?

gah!


Sunday, December 14, 2025

come mandare una cartolina postale ad un bastardo


1. va a bastardo
2. trova la cartolina piu orrenda possibile (questa quassu)
3. scrivi sul retro 'ci sono stato e ti ho pensato'
4. spedirgliela
5. sentiti compiaciuto



 

Friday, December 12, 2025

pork flavoured bollocks




whats your fave bathe?
pork ramen broth? green tea? coffee? green tea?

you can take your pick in yunassen spa in hakone, japan!

nb. not advised for muslims and jews

あの狂った日本人たち!

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

word of the weak - Mahpiohanzia

 



n. the frustration of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the burden of your own weight, which you’ve been carrying your entire life without a second thought.

- Lakota, mahpiohanzi, “a shadow caused by a cloud.” Pronounced “mah-pee-oh-han-zee-uh.”


nothing to add, truly beautiful


Saturday, December 06, 2025

Iggy Pop didnt 'just say no'




just how many metric cubits was iggy off his trellis?

answers on a yellow card..


Thursday, December 04, 2025

y pica!




(espero mucho que no sea maldita IA)
 


Monday, December 01, 2025

Word of the weak - quincunx

 


A quincunx is a geometric pattern consisting of five points arranged in a cross, with four of them forming a square or rectangle and a fifth at its center.

ive met at least five cunx in my life...