space is the place

just in case you were getting a bit self-important today... try some P-E-R-S-P-E-C-T-I-V-E

silver anniversary

or should that be sliver?

do you remember where you were when jfk got shot?

kerblamm

do you remember where you were when man first walked on the moon?

kerpitterpatter

do you remember where you were when this happened?

kerbloooey

turkish soap

is made from turkish ingredients...

yes, he ruddy well did...

54th anniversary party

i went to a party the other night

i was the 54th anniversary of the fall of the unter den linden showbag birthday debacle

there were people

small people

medium size people

and some big people

my favourites were the small people

that could be sizeism

ferris bueller wouldnt approve of that

but he can fuck off

coz he is a fictional character

admittedly an extremely cool one

it was alright

bit of a larf

bit of a knees up

bit of a no sign wine bar on wind street

no, thatd be welsh....

global what the fuck?

it's hot and steamy

it rains all the damn time

you have to swim to the letterbox coz its so humid

the insects are swarming everywhere

the plant life is growing at thrice the normal speed

downtown Kuala Lumpur?

upriver Manaus?

gorilla gawking in the congo?

being a dickhead in bangkok?

fighting a drug fuelled revolution in Medellin?

hocking loogies in hawaiiii?

fucking no!

its absurdly tropical melby...

deconstructing barry

deconstructing barry isnt as hard as it might seem

you only need a few basic tools

a screwdriver (non alcoholic)

a sledgehammer (if things get ugly)

a crowbar

another screwdriver (weak)

a bad attitude

then all one needs to show up in the rose garden of evil

nudge past the phony green tubage

pardon me and excuse me through the variable throngs

past past heroes and onto where you will find him

barry

(it's advisable to pull the plug on him first)

rings around the world

ring, ring

ring, ring

rings around the world...

QI

Guardo spesso in questo periodo il programma QI (che significa Quite Interesting- abbastanza interessante). Il compiere presentatore e' il grande Stephen Fry. Uno degli uomini piu affascinante, intelligente e talentuoso del mondo della tv. Non e' un 'personaggio', uno dei quei tipi deficente che sono famosi pero essere famosi... E' un vero mito... forza signore fry

poi, si impara qualcosa, ogni volta...

the silence of the beavers (lime)

allora questo castoro e' stato piuttosto silenzioso

probabilmente e' stato un mese da quando ho scritto l'ultima post-a

non so perche lo scrivo in italiano.. chissa sarebbe perche in questo periodo ce' una marea di spagnolo e anche francese nella mia testa e mi serve la prattica...

in particolare ne ho bisogno perche fra una decina di giorni provero' a dare una lezione

E se voglio fare una bella figure (almeno non fare una brutta figura) devo avere un italiano abbastanza presente nel cervello.. non pensate?

communque, benvenuto al nuovo (forse) decennio.. o almeno al duemilleundici

speriamo bene che le cose andranno piu liscio in quest' anno

perche francamente mi sono stufato di tutti questi anni di merda.

grazie e buonanotte..

LB