you, yes you

this is about you
not him
or her
its about you
not about missing apostrophes
or spelling errors
i cant be arsed about that
trevor didnt rate a mention
not to mention boris
whoops he just did
fancy being the topic of the least read blog in the place
dont let it go to your head
dont go and get all carried away about it
it doesnt signify any thing much
a blog couldnt signify nowt
even my devoted love blog to catherine amounted to nothing
she didnt even look at it
too busy living the whackiest life in engerland
juicy did see her devotion lite
that was touching
knowing juicy it was probably all about touching
pervy cow
but this is not about catherine or juicy
its about you
you know who you are
you know what you are wearing
you know what it feels like when your smalls ruck up
stop it now
theres no point in carrying on about it
put that thing down
he doesnt have a paper bag to call beatmeupvis
she never shat a satsuma
or is that tsatsuma
wrestling
but who are you theatre?
and neither do you theatre
something about vanessa redgrave
digression is not available on beck and call
you know why you sit that way
why your back arches when you think naughty things
how your seat winds you down
why the riddle of the nuts
and why not
where that scar came from
and the fact that you have a smole mole in that rather intimate of places
and why that dream about the man in the pink suit disturbs you so
only you can tell me that
except there are no words to communicate these things
words fail you
dreams and fears
thats what its all about