Sports and leshure activities too

Soccerball; blokes running around and not scoring very often. remind you of anyone? An awful lot falling over and pretending to be hurt. In certain cultures an inordinate amount of hair fixing too.8/10
Motor Racing; people going around and around on bits of machinery with wheels on them. Often very speedily and often very boganly. alain prost was extremely cool.7/10
Pool/Billiards/Snooker; lots of poking balls on green felt with big sticks. also involves an awful lot of standing around and some bloke sounding very serious and whispery.6/10
Netball; ladies running on a basketball court wearing girly bibs with playing statues as soon as you get the ball. Mysteriously the ball cannot be bounced and you can't run with it. Basketball without the interesting bits.3/10
Cricket; vastly confusing. nothing actually happens. extreme amounts of standing around and a ball and a bat. the rules include silly mid wickets,deep long legs, extra covers and slips. Umpires must be able to stand on one leg ralph maccio style.5/10
Athletics-Track; people running a lot. sometimes fast, sometimes slow. sometimes they jump sometimes they don't. The general rule being, short races are won by big black people and long races are won by small black people. Running birds have scary stomach muscles.5/10
Athletics-Field; a wide variety of people hurling themselves or other objects into/over and generally at things. the hammer doesnt look like a hammer, the shot is just a big old convict ball and the pole vault looks like nothing on earth. High jumpers are very tall and skinny and triple jumpers are just muppets who like skipping.4/10
Softball; a girlier and wussier version of baseball, what's the fucking point? 2/10
Rounders; is to baseball what newcomb is to volleyball, just plain stupid. makes softball seem riveting. good for people with no legs whatsoever.1/10
t-ball; how low can you get? rounders for people with no legs and working on brain stem only. almost as bad as rugby league 0.1/10
badminton; very sweaty tennis like game. dainty little racquets and a cutesy wutesy shuttlecock.Surprisingly fun as you can really beat up the cutesy wutesy shuttlecock.7/10
Squash; tennis played in an oversized toilet cubicle. loads of squeaking and it sore bottoms are inevitable. 6/10
Sailing; a super idea for a bit of 'relax'. Not intended for faffing about and racing as such, far more effective than most sleeping pills. Do not watch while driving or mix with alcohol. you may die of boredom. Also; attracts rich wankers
Rowing; great concept, shit in practice. loads of people with bits of wood, sitting in one skinny bit of wood, shaking their bits of wood about in unison. ends up being quite a drag as every simply MUST take it awfully seriously and are horrid rich prats.