I'm not exactly talking about my friend George

ants in your pants?
seems that way
sneak orf to the lamb and flag
but its not really the lamb and flag
its a larf innit?
no
but its got a pretty silly name
so, how about a bargain pizzavis?
dont mind if he does
check out the jugs on that bar
yummy yummy yummy
how old is that bloke with no legs?
pretty bloody old
he'll be heading south again
too much noise
too much blahdy blah
somebody was sick of shouting
might've been me
cyrllic adaption
there goes whats his knobs
or his dibs
never his hibs
and why not?
no pint on punk for you
the greyhound has bolted
its back to back George
firstly an ickle stop orf
in the lane bar
really luverly decor man
clawwwwsy
then a short trip early doors to the public bar
my little toilet
lavatory no tho
leoning all over the bah humbug
sticking earrings in your not ear
what was that all about
jagermeister shots?
what was he thinking?
bloody pissedvis
probably lots of banging on
willy koder?
what the fuck?
blah blah bocs
that was odd
sheya batemen
somebody's nose on a fort
more beer
english ladies intent on chatter
this is a low