Portfolio eye view of the world T - Part 2

T
Trinidad and Tobago
That is two T's in one go, not bad and I didn't even have to do the dodgy myself, they did it for me. They are two islands in the caribbean just off the coast of venezuela. They play a bit of cricket and they put up with planeloads of europeans coming to lounge around on their beaches, drink their beer and be generally superior. I nearly flew there to get to venezuela, as trinidad is only a few hours and 200 fucking us dollars away. notable t&tians include dwight yorke who is a big football playing slut.
travel advice-get the ferry there from venezueala if you wish, but take you shafty credit card.

Tunisia
Bleagh. Tunisia is erik's beloved land of joy, he simply cannot get enough of tunisia and tunisians in particular and little tunisians boys specifically. It is on the north coast of africa (noted homeland of all things civilized) and probably the most grown up of the maghrebi countries, in that they dont try to kill westerners for being westerners. It really is a piffling little country but they somehow manage to send waves of backward bungholes to italy to annoy everybody with load crap music (eg my bloody next door neighbour) It was also the home lf carthage, a once mighty civilization that the romans didnt like so the destroyed it, razed it to the ground and killed EVERYBODY. that showed hannibal and his elephants who was boss. they also have a mysteriously good football team.
travel advice-throw things at daniele and then look at the thingy where they shot a bit of star wars.

Turkey
gobble gobble. Turkey came out of the ashes of the ottoman empire, an empire entirely of comfy foot resting machines that kicked large lumps out of europe for a bit. the last big act of the ottomans was to commit GENOCIDE on the armenians and lie about it to this very day. Befoer that it was capital of the eastern part of the roman empire. Istanbul to Constantinople to Istanbul to Constantinople. These days it is trying to be a sensible country but is being held back by all the islamic nutters around. It is trying to be a bridge between europe and asia and join the EU ?!!Catherine lived there for a bit and so did Emma but she got all pregnant and had to go home. There are lots of cool turks around, notably ones that came to play in salisbury. notable turks include that writer bloke who had the balls to talk about the GENOCIDE, attaturk the founder of the state for insisting that religion and state MUST be kept seperate and Ece.
travel advice-the bleaches sound fab as do the big mosque machines (to look at as ARCHAIC relics only)

Turkmenistan
Is a stan. With turks in it, so probably a remnant of the ottoman empire. Not to be confused is Stanistanistan, the mother of all Stans, including Stan (d) in the place where you were...
travel advice-say hi to 3 guys called Stan for me

Tuvalu
Tuvalu is an island in the south pacific, it is small unlike greenland which is big, and an island in the north atlantic. The main source of income is selling their suffix for the internerd; TV.
notable tuvaluans include trevor, trellis and trevis tuvalu
travel advice-dont take a gun onboard the plane, people will look at you funny