Suriname
Suriname is on the north eastern part of south america, near strawberry guyana, french guyana and a few other flavours of guyana. Suriname had a bloke who swam at the olympics whose name was anthony nesty. They may well have been a dutch colony, or not depending on how you like your goat flakes in the morning. Maybe they even speak phlegmish! Famous people include anthony nesty who was crap at swimming.
travel advice-get an interview with anthony nesty or if he's not available try for anthony nasty
Swaziland
Like its brother/sister dodgy state Lesotho, Swaziland is a joke country. Two bits of south africa picked out for fuck nose what reason to be their own nation. Poor black people not getting up to much coz they live in silly bit of earth fenced off because of?
travel advice-whats the fucking point? go to a proper country like madagascar instead
Sweden
Now that is a proper country! home to the vikings that kicked arse through russia all the way to the volga river and down to the black sea. Hell they even gave Russia its name! Marten is from Sweden and he is hilarious and not bad at football. They have the prettiest population on earth, everybody is very handsome and Sweden has some good ideas about a welfare state. I spent a 6 months savings in a week or so in goteburg trying to keep up with marten and destroy my liver. Stockholm is beautiful and very cool coz both Steve and Marty from the church lived there.
travel advice-dont go in the winter unless you want your nadgers/ovaries frozen off
Switzerland
its famous for being neutral, during centuries of biffo the schweiss have stayed safely put behind their formidable mountains. they arent part of the EU and are very happy with that. The country is gorgeous with groovy lakes and mountains and the like. There are more banks than people eating more chocolate than swiss army clocks, or some such rubbish. If you go up Mt Younglady on the groovy train machine there is a cool ice museum, made out of ice! The country is made of cantons but dont serve chinese food and there are french, german, romansch and italian speaking communities. Notable citizens include, Einstein and George's Dad.
travel advice-beware of inscriptions claiming keith 'putting it in deep' in interlaken, this is utterly unverifiable
Syria
Axis of evil? trousers of terror? big bad guys with moustaches? Whatever the terminology of the day syria are uncool according the godblessamerica inc. , so they must be evil! Their government played a part in blowing up people in Lebanon, coz they reckon that lebanon should be theirs, and they might just have a point there. They are of course, an islamic state so they are daft and backwards and they keep funding Hamas and islamic jihad nutters to blow up israel and wotnot. (which is not necessarily unreasonable).
travel advice-it may well be full of fab historical stuff, but i would rather chop off your ears and call them Brandy than go there.
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