interestingvis

man that beavis bloke is fascinating
no matter what he does
its always reviting
i cant tear my eyes off him
he bats an eyelid
and i am amazed
he is forever up to interesting things
sometimes he makes food in the kitchen
its brilliant
i sit there on the cold floor peering up
desperately trying to see what hes doing
the other night he was playing with his bike machine
i just sat there and gazed on
the other day he was blowing bubbles
i couldnt help myself but watch
even when some came a bit close to me
and i freaked out a bit
then there was the time when he was playing with an air pump
i sat there on the carpet and watched on
the rude fucker even blew air at me
which i hated
but i came back for more
i watched on from a safer distance
sometimes he does stuff in his herb pots
you wouldnt believe how riveting that can be
i can sit there on the bbq and observe for hours
occasionally at the weekend i sit on his lap
and he scratches my chin
which makes me stare away at him without blinking
when he throws a silver ball of foil along the ground
i am helpless to resist it
i hurl myself after it with abandon
oftentimes during the day
i hang out in his house
waiting for him to come home and be interesting
i have to humour this other bloke
who is such a bore compared to beavis
how does he do it?
what will his next trick be?
is there no end to his intrigue?