whats going on here?

the blog has kind of dragged to a halt in the last few days
after the sterling regularity at the start of the month
going at a post a day
it has petered out
(what did peter ever do to deserve that verb?)
i am sure that there have been riots in the streets of rio de janiero
public unrest in koln
and some bloke falling out of a tree in logan
because of the lack of information, titillation, slander and rubbish flowing from this blog
people flocking trafalgar square in london
chanting 'we have heard of the limebeaver'
'we hang on his every utterance'
'whats going on here?'
well what do you expect? they are canadians...
i imagine particularly in religious type nations the papers are demanding to know what happened
the saudi female genital mutilators must be perplexed
the israelis are pausing briefly between persecution of palestinians
the vatican between campaiging to stop condoms in aids ridden africa must be at a standstill
the godbothering televangelists in darkest most ignorant godblessamerica inc.
the afghani taliban stopping temporarily their jihad for a quick look on their i phones
how can they possibly carry on with limebeaver news
wankers
the ecuadorians in rome carefully putting their baseball caps at stupid angles
the gypsies in slovakia loitering on trains 'brushing into' people
the peruvians in cuzco sneering and scamming at the tourists
the filthy rich few in lagos, nigeria in their humvees dining out on caviar with shell executives
the maroccans in valencia coming up with another great idea to kill masses
the snooty inbred 'lended gentry' in buckinghamshire totting at their pimms
the kim jong most ill cronies in pyong yang stealing aid from the starving
the evil arab government in sudan plotting more ethnic cleansing
the morons in the phillipines demanding an islamic caliphate for all of south east asia
the mugabe-ites in harare beating, stabbing and killing their opponents
the weapons salesmen in london, paris, moscow and beijing merrily flogging weapons in bidding wars to any tyrant who asks
the corrupt 'communist' leaders in beijing destroying the people of tibet
the wilfully pig ignorant japanese government continuing their 'scientific' sushi whaling for phony 'traditions'
the army in rangoon oppressing an entire nation because they feel like it
the jewish lobbyists in washington ensuring that news of israels disgraceful activities never see they light of day in the press
the white trash policeman in the torres strait islands beating indiginous people for fun
the indonesian army chiefs that orchestrated massacres in dili, west papua and ambon because people wanted their country back
the canadian sealers that club baby seals to death to make pretty coats
the loggers that are decimating the brazilian amazon to make toothpicks
the kgb agents in moscow assassinating journalists who dare ask questions
the mainland ecuadorians who illegally relocated to the galapagos islands and are destroying the ecosystem
the mexican drug lords murdering policemen and civilians who try to stop their workd
the chippy new zealanders who made death threats against a kiwi sailor working for the 'enemy' in the americas cup
the hindu psychopaths destroying muslim sites in india
the hordes of 'teachers' brainwashing millions of muslim children in madrassas to hate all over the world
and john howard...
all cry in one united voice 'oh limebeaver where art thou, you cunt?"